Category: Allgemein

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replied to your link “Kid Tells Mall Santa A Secret; Seconds Later Him And His Elves Are…”

dont spread this around, the story is fake

even so it’s good for a laugh. holy poop peeps.

don’t get your panties in a twist, or to say it in a more juvenile way

dun tell me what to do, brah

Kid Tells Mall Santa A Secret; Seconds Later Him And His Elves Are Beating The Crap Out Of A Child Molester

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A Wisconsin mall Santa decided to handle one of the naughty list members early this year when a young girl told him her Christmas wish was for her stepdad to stop molesting her. He and four of his elves attacked the guy, who was waiting nearby, and pummeled him unconscious.

An eyewitness recalled, “Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard.” The witness continued on to say, “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing and screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfucker!’

I love this.

There should be more stories like this

Kid Tells Mall Santa A Secret; Seconds Later Him And His Elves Are Beating The Crap Out Of A Child Molester

German is my first language and I have had so many people ask if I read/ write fics in German and honestly it jut feels? Awkward. Like I’m using too many words to say simple things. I don’t know German is just an awkward language to write (specifically smut) in

yeah… just really weird. it shifted kind of; I know I love reading the Dark Tower novels in German as well because it’s been very well translated. but most of the books/TV shows/video games nowadays I can’t watch in German because it sounds really stilted and awkward.

language of the poets and thinkers…

So I was wondering what you think about Winston in a nsfw sense?!” Like if someone asked for nsfw Winston , would you write it? I saw that ask about every characters’ kinks, so I was wondering if you had any interest in that? Sorry if this comes off as super awkward!!

I have no problem with the concept as such because I like bestiality in fictional scenarios. However, I’m not too much into monkeys or apes, so while I could write it in theory, I probably never will in practice.

Winston as a character seems fine to me tho. V awkward and cute. I haven’t really paid too much attention to him