FIC IDEA: CYBER AND TK SAY NICE THINGS ABOUT EACH OTHER AND EVERYTHING IS SUNSHINE

Cyber bursts into TK’s room after reading a very confusing and amusing ask. TK is writing excellent porn but Cyber doesn’t care one bit and bodychecks TK to the ground.

“You are very cute and good at the writing stuff with the penors and the vagoos and I love you.”

TK is confused as fuck.

@bonebo

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I mean, who knows about his Overwatch and/or Blackwatch days, but the Reaper getup is definitely designed to be intimidating. He looks terrifying coming right at you, between the death mask and the over-exaggerated figure, and I can’t help but think that was the point, even if there’s personal symbolism involved — or we tease him for being an overdramatic edge lord in the fandom, haha. Psyching someone out isn’t exactly going to hurt you in combat. Winston’s “you’re not so scary” supports too.

over-exaggerated figure? excuuuuuse? it’s a perfect thicc hourglass shape x.x goddaaammmn dis boi

I getchu tho

Imagine if the only reason Genji was saved, is because they wanted to turn him into a pleasure bot. He needs to have his pussy pounded at least once a day. Zenyatta, being a pleasure bot himself, taught Genji how to feel comfortable with his body.

how meeeaaan

I love it

mmmmhhh

don’t…. don’t use “[insert color here] orbs” for eyes. p-please….

mummu
replied to your post “I was waiting for like half a year that they’d announce the release…”

Punch ‘em

I dun wanna because I love them even though they hurt me deeply T.T the problem of the matter is simply that I have the game but also only have a laptop that overheats and shuts down. While playing a potato game like Stardew Valley. aaaaahhhhhh

I was thinking about how soft and fluffy Gabe’s hair would probably be if he let it grow, and then realized that he probably doesn’t because pretty, fluffy curls aren’t intimidating, or considered all that professional. And that’s probably something he doesn’t consciously consider (well, he probably does consider how he can make himself the scariest bastard around, the dork) so much as “it doesn’t fit my image,” but it was still a sad.

I don’t even know if he’d think about his image much. I would like to say he keeps it short out of practical/military reasons, but then again Jack’s hair is a stylish fuccboi length, so I dunno what they’re all about in the Overwatch verse lol

so it could in the end very well be him wanting to look scary for ~~reasons~~

So… what if the reason Zenyatta wears those baggy pants of his is that, as a former pleasure bot… he has no modesty panel. That pretty robo puss is just there for anyone to get to if it weren’t for those pants.

*wipes at lil tear in eye* this is beautifulllll

I want all the former pleasure bot Zenyatta fics. goddaaamn the amount of smexy and hurt/comfort would be off the charts