chanceoftsunderestorms
replied to your post “oh yeah… so every time I leave a review on AO3 and the author answers…”
blushing bc this was me when you commented on my genyatta fic the other day ;-;
❤ ❤ ❤ it was a splendid fic. unnnf.
Category: Allgemein
“And who are you looking for, Archer?”
“Ever heard of a man named ‘McCree’?”
The bartender scoffed.
“Everyone in the Wild West knows Jesse ‘Trampstamp’ McCree.”
¯_(ツ)_/¯
*stares through the shop window at all the Pokemon LP vids* *has little tear in eye*
i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me
I threw up at a frat party and I was crying in the bathroom and a drunk girl went upstairs to get me a shirt and came back with a sweater and a kitten.
At the last party I went to three drunk girls fishtail braided my hair by committee
a drunk girl drew an eye on the back of my hand and then patted it with satisfaction and whispered “count olaf”
once at a barbecue a drunk girl gave the surgical scar on my shoulder a butterfly kiss and said “you’re cured”
A drunk girl at a bar I was at became worried that I wasn’t getting enough nutrition and proceeded to hold peanuts to my lips and just keep saying “peanut peanut” until I would eat it. And after I allowed her to feed me a peanut she pet my hair and said “Thank you”.
Drunk girls, saving your life one wtf at a time.
Girls are a fucking gift don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
You know how guys love to motorboat titties? Fuck I want to motorboat Reinhardt’s balls. Just bury my face between his legs and smother myself with them 😘
um yes??????????
this is a v v good a+++ ask
what…. i didnt onow that detail about italy. i always got the games on day one, and it was actually day one. like the game was supposed to come out on the 23rd october it did. idk probably it wasnt everywhere in italy
yeah I dunno. was the first time for me to hear about anything like that as well. I have no facts
i think the late arriving of pokemon sun and moon is Italy’s fault because a lot of times theyyy (i was about saying we but i do not agreee with those people) had not respected the day one
*shakes tiny fist of anger at Italy*
I’d still say it’s Nintendo’s fault tho. Even if Italy had not played along in the past, they could still do the world wide release for… I dunno… the whole world? and not ostracize all of Europe? :O
*GRABS YOU BY THE COLLAR AND SCREAMS*
*SCREAMS RIGHT BACK AT YOU*
Reap’s teasing Rein all during a match, knowing where the chinks in his armor are (wraith form helps too) – grabbing his balls and playing with them… then Sombra hacks him and forces him to take the brunt of Rein’s revenge.
everybody needs to play with Reinhardt’s big hangers just sayin. Just. fuckin’. sayin.
Omg but that mchanzo pony play is GORGEOUS???? What if hanzo was riding mccree too hard and the poor baby loses balance and falls backwards ??? His legs are basically jelly at this point and he just melts against Jessie’s warm chest. But hanzo is whining because he was getting dicked down /so good/.
Anonymous said: “
Plz do mchanzo ponyplay I’ll donate my whole leg to u”
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