Hey cyber! I’m starting a German course in my college and I was wondering if you had any tips for some someone who’s new to learning the language (since German is your native language)

oh mmmhhh… I can only tell you what the most difficult things are for people to grasp, maybe you can be especially aware of those…

1. the articles and the gendering of everything; it does not make sense a lot of the time but it’s just how things work over here. Like a desk being female and a soccer ball being male. It’s not something you can work out logically; it’s really just a matter of learning it by heart.

2. the cases which change the appearance+sounds of the articles (and some words)… they’re also tricky to learn but there are not many…

so I guess what I’m saying is, there’s a lot that does not make sense and has to be learned by heart so don’t get discouraged, just push your way through 🙂 

audreyroseb:

me: i’m a good writer. i know my worth and i’m confident in my skill set and i know i can do this. 

me, five minutes later: what if i’m terrible? what if everyone who has ever read my work and thought it was good was lying? too afraid to tell me the truth? blackmailed by aliens? what if everything i write is terrible and too scattered/forced/hollow what if i don’t know how to make a sentence. where do verbs go. how do u emotion

11th Batch Ko-Fi Fics: 5th Fill

McHanzo – continuation of this ficlet – nipple play; inverted nipples; dom/sub; 300 words – McCree continues to teach Hanzo.

“Ah, ah, ah,” Jesse admonishes gently when Hanzo lifts his hips up into him. He’s trying to feel some friction; to make the massive girth spreading him open a little less substantial. It always helps when Jesse moves, dragging along his rim, getting it swollen and pouty and loose with use.

Having him in his guts, fat and decidedly unmoving seems to be too much. There’s no delicious friction, no pressure against his prostate to tide him over the feeling of being filled to the brim; to a point where he has to feel like his belly is distended from the cock inside him… and the whole ordeal makes Hanzo whiny and squirmy.

Trying to fuck himself if Jesse is unwilling to do the work.

Jesse tries to keep him still, but Hanzo is a crafty little bitch and he has to change tactics. He grunts as he has to manhandle Hanzo around, but finally he’s on his back with Hanzo lying on top of him. There’s not much leverage to be hand like this and Hanzo starts sluggishly fighting it until Jesse has his hands back on his tits, both thumbs and forefingers grabbing a hold of his pudgy, soft nipples and squeezing down meanly until he gets very still again.

“There you go,” Jesse mutters, moving his fingers as if rolling a nipple between the rough tips; but of course Hanzo’s are still hidden away in the puffy flesh of his areolas. He seems to like it regardless.

He whines obediently and gets squirmy and nervous again, his cock painfully hard looking as his insides squeeze down on Jesse’s cock; the silky, hungry guts just holding on to him as he his body tries to understand that the good feelings come from his slutty tits and not the big cock spreading him.

“Good boy,” Jesse rasps into Hanzo’s ear, a bit breathless by the substantial weight of the other man pressing down on him. “There you go. You can come whenever you want, babydoll. That’s it.”

Hanzo is a quick learner. He will *understand*.

Hey Cyber just a heads up about that last pic of Gabriel and Antonio- looks like that pic was a patreon reward reposted without permission. That tumblr user reposts a lot of stolen artwork or patreon rewards and you may wanna avoid them

oh shit, really? fuck… I didn’t know that 😦 I will avoid them. what a shitty thing to do… I’ll delete the post again in that case. it’s a super bummer though because that pic is absolutely tasty