Do you not realize it is literally racist to refer to poc characters as animals ??? Stop the headassery

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I have never referred to poc characters as animals. what the fuck is wrong with you? stop getting into my inbox with shit like that

I see in your bio that you’re dabbling in the dark tower so I have to admit: the movie may have been terrible but now I can totally understand why people like Matthew McConaughey. Like – his voice is so nice?? Like it’s so rich and smooth, and I love how the man in black can just command you to do anything and you’ll do it, and I like to think part of the magic that causes it is his voice lol

oh I would need to listen to him again because I don’t have his voice in my head anymore, but I definitely liked him, he played well in the movie.

you should read the dark tower if you haven’t yet. the movie is basically a different story and does absolutely not paint the books in a good light. and they are really really really good

ohhh my god zen’s synthetic balls though, he’s all soft and silky silicone with cores in the sacks to roll around in your hands.. just fuck.. he feels like a warm toy but he moans and squirms as real as any human

goddd yesss… so nice to play with while he presses a hand to his faceplate and makes these breathless little sounds even though he does not fukken breathe. the balls were probably his most self-indulgent addition

@robotfvckers

Yo i was reading some past sidlink and like- Sidon being so fascinated with Links balls. Like he thinks they’re so cute all pretty pink and silky and /heavy/ in his palm. And they’re always so warm, can’t help just press his face up against them whenever he has the chance 👀 you know he’d want to get link off just by playing with his balls, slick that long tongue around and between and then s uck- just sidlink ballworship dude👌

Sidon being super in love with Link’s balls and Link watching in nervous fascination as he opens his mouth and sucks them in right between those viciously sharp teeth Q.Q hnngh…

also, unrelated to Sidlink but related to balls I thought of Zenyatta not only having a pretty synthetic dick but also pretty silicone balls… hhhh….

Hey cyberrrrr not rushing or anything, but what date are you aiming to publish your February fics? I ask because I’m travelling and it’s a long haul flight and I fully intend to ready smutty fics on my phone like a creep. …but it’s Jan 26th so I might be sol…

aaah dang you won’t have any luck there : / at that point I’m p sure the January comp will be out, but the February one I haven’t even started yet, I’m sorry