Ooh! I am here for the stuck in hole discussion. Since someone’s already asked about hanzo, my hc is that Gabriel would be mean & grumpy and has to be gagged sometimes or else he’d say rude things to the customer. He’s a kinky bastard so he likes riling customers up (especially the shy ones) and daring them to go harder until he’s completely out of it. He always ends up with a sore butt that’s spanked red and so loose Jesse can slide right in with barely any resistance…

Gabriel probably has a sign above his ass (without his knowledge because the only put it up once he’s set up in his hole) where it’s like ‘wild ride’ or some corny shit like that. He def likes being on his belly so he can have his feet on the floor and more movement. tries to buck them off if their dick game is weak.

But holy shit he looks so nice standing there; nice big ass and huge hard thighs; tense to the max the way he’s standing, trembling like a colt’s. he’s so gorgeous and such a bastard the whole time. will yell at them through the wall if they’re not fucking the way he wants them to

(def gets a super nice ahegao face tho when they do it. he’ll get real quiet while his tongue hangs out and his eyes roll back)

How about a scenario where Jesse continuously teases a tied up Hanzo with just the tip of his dick, because Hanzo hadn’t been that good, so Jesse is still considering if he deserves an actual fucking. 👀

see, I feel like Hanzo would be super good in those holes. Like; he’s probs not even an employee. His only earnings he gets out of it is getting fucked something nice and some sloppy loads left in his guts.

I feel like he’d love sticking his stumps through the hole and putting them in the little stirrups outside. Maybe he imagines being held down on the other side; made completely helpless.

He gets off on someone just seeing his ass and his pathetic limp dick. He probably doesn’t get hard even if they lazily play with his cock, but he is super loud on the other side and comes on their dicks super quick and hard.

Probably nuts again when they jerk off on his junk like they’re dogs marking their territory and he’s like ‘yes. yes, I am your personal cum dump. plz use me, I am dishonorable.’

so ye… Hanzo is always a good fuck toy and always deserves a fucking tbh, m sorry but that’s how it is :O

Do you have any overwatch lesbian ships? :0 (hope you dont mind me asking)

hmmm not really tbh… I’ve never had any lesbian ships in any of my fandoms. It’s not that I have anything against them, they just never blip my radar much. Anything with D.Va and Sombra is pretty good. 

Symmetra is super hot and sensual but usually I see her as asexual. 

Mercy is only interesting to me if she gets turned into a little pig/slut shamed to the max. In that vein, Moira is also super nice but absolutely autochorissexual. She likes to do a lot of stuff but she doesn’t want to be touched in turn. 

Tracer is cute, but I have no idea how her chrono accelerator thing functions. Can you even get it off of her to get at those small tits?

Mei and Zarya never blip my sexual radar. They’re super cute and I like seeing art of them but they don’t inspire me enough to write for some reason. Zarya maybe where she’s a good little girl? mmh.

Widow is… I dunno. I would have loved her if her design had been different but because they made her this hypersexual ‘hon hon hon she so sexy plz jerk off to her nerdy guys in basements’ it just turns me away from her.

I recognize that I’m overly harsh and critical towards the girls where I am not towards the boys. It annoys me myself, but I also can’t forcefully make myself feel different towards them. 

I guess what I’m always looking for is good prompts for the women where they are not only cute and in lingerie… except Zarya who should always be cute and in lingerie because if I have to read about her bench pressing someone one more time I’m gonna cry :’ )

McCree’s too morally upstanding to indulge in the merchandise… at least until AFTER closing time when all the boys have been so used anyway that he can slide right in~

oh ffffffuuuuuuckkkk the boys all lying there spent, exhausted after a good day of work, leggies in stirrups, hanging limp, holes dripping

and then Jesse strolls in and soothes them through the last bit of it; coaxes a few orgasms out of the most stubborn ones. loves how everything is wet and squelches around his big dick

oh jeez cyber, just the tip has me so hot under the collar its unreal. and like, genji is just the kind of fuckboi to insist that it doesn’t get you pregnant, it’s just like regular jerking off, etc. he probably did that to so many one night stands, but his aneki? cant run away from that, he’s gotta take full responsibility this time

pre- Hanzo-fallout Genji was suuuuch a huge fuckboi, he def did that shit. super hot. especially when the girls all know he’s full of shit but they want the cummies and just let him babble :’ )))