Random question, but.. have you ever heard of a book called Good Omens? :3 It’s by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman and since the tv series for it is currently being filmed I was reminded that I haven’t shared this great book with my fave fanfic writer yet! It’s a an amazing story essentially about an angel and a demon trying to stop the apocalypse. (and the two are definitely gay for each other). Just throwing a recommendation out there! ^^ – Bun

I think @robotfvckers recommended it to me once but I’m not in the mood for it atm :O one day though

Am I hallucinating or was there a fic where Hanzo and McCree go dogging in like the woods and they do it in the trunk of their car while a crowd watches and Hanzo is super into it? I feel like I made this up HAHA

I did write a fic where Hanzo and McCree fuck in the woods but there was no trunk and car involved

ugh dude just- Link loving Ganon’s big hands cradling his cheeks and being cuddled up in his lap, pet into hazy bliss as he melts into the warmth and security of having all the power taken from him and not having to worry about a single thing anymore. No ending world, no rescuing, no quests- just a pillowy bed and sweet incense and maybe a cute, gentle collar around his throat

❤

snake jesse making a habit of laying across gabes lap while he’s trying to do desk work and he just barely tries to push jesse away by the face but jesse is persistent and leeches on gabes lap warmth and keeps slowly slithering over him until hes got his face nuzzled into gabes throat and he just keeps curling his body around him until hes practically wrapped around him. has his tail end curled into gabes crotch and is casually rubbing his cocks against gabe like the spoiled snake he is

I don’t think you understand just how massively big Jesse’s tail is. there’s no way he can fit in Gabriel’s lap :’ ) but I like the thought of him trying it anyway and crushing Gabriel with his weight tbh aöslkfjaf

cracks knuckles I had wrote an ask a while ago about puppy Link in the sense that he’s been separated from tender/intimate human touch for so long that he’s very afraid of such a thing, and so if he’d ever be caught and subdued by Ganon he’s of course hostile and violent about breaking free- almost like an untamed wolf. But he instantly submits when Ganon just pets him and treats him tenderly, keeps him fed and clean, and eventually oh so softly and lovingly fucks him real good :’)

I love touch starvation and feral characters so much Q.Q Link turning out to be Ganondorfs best soldier because he’s such a loyal pupper

i love love love the idea of rattlesnake naga jesse with pretty scales all over and a diamond pattern that’s really faint but visible on his brow bc yaknow venomous snakes have the diamond shaped head? and jesse is totally venemous, adding a layer of danger to how he nibbles on fingers and licks against anyone’s throat uwu he probably rattles when he’s bustin someone’s balls so they get scared shitless like he’s gonna eat them

Jesse rattling in tail when he fucks someone is pretty funny hehe probably does it just to be an asshole. He loves it when people are a little afraid of him and therefore super respectful even through the thick terrarium glass.

Can you imagine Hanzo saying fuck it and deciding to get a taste of Jesse after his dragons are done? He’s warm and wet inside but insanely loose, he barely even notices Hanzo attempting to fuck him. He does enjoy watching Hanzo become more and more needy though

Hanzo rabbit fucking into Jesse’s loose cloaca after his dragons are done with him is so good T.T esp when Jesse is still drooling and pretty much unconscious and doesn’t feel a thing of the inferior little human dick. But his body is so huge and warm, and Hanzo is so very into that

i have a feeling tumblr ate my ask about puppy link and soft dom ganon :/

I don’t think I got a puppy Link ask

I don’t think I’ve ever seen you talk about her but, how do you feel about Pharah, and things involving her sexually?

She never really blips my radar for some reason, though in the holiday comic when she was eating with her father, she looked very pretty and like she was having fun.

I could see her being fun outside of work. She would probably be very kind in bed.

oh that last ask is some good shit and it had me thinking of hanzo staring every chance he can get at shameless snake jesse so often that it’s gotten to his subconscious and, since his dragons are a part of him and he’s too chicken shit to really do much but stare at jesse and his pretty display when he can, his dragons end up taking up on jesse’s display and fucking into him and filling him up, each taking a turn to knot him and curl themselves around him while they do so. all in the open

huge snakes mating and curling around each other… all those undulating muscular tails… and Jesse being super indignant in the beginning and making a ruckus but very quickly getting addicted to having his tender cloaca stretched on big rude dragon dick.

Hanzo super awkwardly standing outside and sporting a big ol boner :’ )