I saw the snake Jesse thing and I gotta add to it. Imagine how lazy and shameless Jesse would be, basking in a warm spot with the scales hiding his cloaca complexly relaxed. He can’t be bothered to tighten up so he’s always on display. He doesn’t mind when the others get a little curious either, if he’s warm enough he might even doze off while being fucked

*slams fists on table* YESSSSS

just lets everybody see the soft little hole of his cloaca. Probably has this shit-eating grin when he catches somebody staring (showing off his long, sharp fangs)

never heard of snake!mccree before but i imagined him as one of those big fat snakes, like a python. and i remembered i saw these folks safely handling a python, but the guy who had been holding the back end of the snake had to experience it curling around his crotch and pressing up against him and. can i just say, that absolutely would be mccree if he were to be held by others. curling his tail end up against someone’s crotch to the point they gotta stand on their tippy toes because of it.

I don’t think anybody could lift that heavy bastard :’ ) but if there were a possibility, he’d def do it like that. be as much of a nuisance as possible

Rattlesnake mccree is hot as shit. Gabe finding the snake caught by blackwatch camp when they go to take down Deadlock.

He kind of keeps Jesse as a pet, but mostly because Jesse can’t be forced to do shit and is more interested in the free treats he gets from Gabriel (and getting into Gabriel’s pants).

when Blackwatch HQ gets ambushed tho, he accidentally gets let out of his huge terrarium and wreaks a lil havoc on the enemy :3c ooopsieee >:3c