Is there a reason you don’t write about Junkrat?

he’s asexual for me. I like him a lot, he’s a super fun character, but I just can’t see him doing the dirty

YOOOOO GOONIES IS MY JAM YO So you are kinda rightish. The Goonies were the kids that go looking for the treasure and they’re all pretty average. Sloth is the youngest brother of the villains’ family and disfigured- but he is a big sweetie who loves superman. His fam treats him like a moster, literally lock him up in the basement and manipulate him into doing stuff for them. One of the kids befriends him and eventually brings him in to his family. Sloth is scary at first but he’s a good boy!

aaah alright! still won’t watch it because it scares me, but good to know he has a happy end^^

Ok ok wait!! Brian’s putting in a nice flower bed in Craig’s yard. Craig just put River down for her afternoon nap and the twins are at camp until 3. He goes out to check on Brian stops in his track when he sees him on his hands and knees, very literally covered in dirt and sweating like a damn pig. Craig can’t stop himself from burying his face in Brian’s ass to show his appreciation.

licking his soft, pouty rim all the while groaning ‘dude’ and ‘bro’ and ‘doing such great work’

The Junkers short got me thinking….. Roadhog used to be an “enforcer” in Junkertown, it’s in his canon info. So he worked for the Queen. Under the Queen. Obeying her. Giving her that thick dick. Mmm stares longingly into the distance – Bun

BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

YEEEESSSSSSS

I’m so down for them being ruled with an iron fist by a lady????? I wanna see her???

my canon submissive boys… so used to obeying to a lady… fuck yeah

(most of the time Roadhog was her throne and she sat on his big dick while commanding the other Junkers around.)

!!!!! CRAIG EATING BRIAN’S HAIRY SWEATY ASS OUT AS A THANK YOU FOR DOING SOME WORK IN HIS YARD

WHILE BRIAN IS STILL DOING SAID WORK IN THE YARD

YES PLEASE

fuuuuucckkkkk

where is that sweet Nonnie that wanted to write the fic with Robert getting fucked for the first time and his bod making embarrassing noises

Hi! Ace Lesbian here! I absolutely do not want any real dicks near me, but i still like having toys! I find the orgasms are a little longer-drawn out than just clitoral, and its a nice, repetive movement that helps a lot with me tbh. And yeah, i watch quite a bit of m/m porn during tmi times, mostly because i find the themes and stuff very sexy a lot. Just because i find it personally arousing does not mean i want real dick! I means i like fictional dick! :D Thank you!

yeah, that’s exactly what I meant 🙂 it’s – as so often – a thing of distinction between fantasy and reality. Even if the fantasy is as ‘real’ as watching real people in real porn or even real people in the same room.

watching and doing are different things. as long as everything is safe, sane and consensual, everything is fine.

Winston gets his rocks off by mostly playing online sex games and 3-D shit like IMVU and Second Life. He has no shame, its lets him get his urges out and not worry about finding someone in RL. (ps he absolutely makes ‘oh man im a gorilla in bed’ jokes 800909 times a day )

oh dear

Oh my god bless that anon for the jockstrap sniffer Craig ask that is like my ultimate fetish fffffffffuck I love underwear sniffing and sucking like he’s just furiously jerking off while sucking on a particularly sweaty patch of someone’s underwear moans muffled by the underwear gggggod

yeeesssssssss… and he’s so embarrassed about it. Does it only where absolutely nobody can witness his shame; in the dead of night, being super quiet so he doesn’t wake River. probably slutshames himself.

he also just loves watching others wear jockstraps / wearing them himself because the thought that their hairy holes are just out in the open gets him so hot and bothered. He could just drop down and lick into those hairy cracks; tongue at their clenched holes while they stem weights or do pull-ups or something.

McCree lounging around base in ranger panties is my new kink

!!!

I don’t think you’ve done anything with Torbjorn, so may i suggest this? Torbjorn being completely in awe of bastion when he first sees him, the sleek design and the elegant way Bastion changes forms blows him away. It’s a full minute before Torb realises he’s leaking through his shorts. The first time Bastion comes in for maintenance, Torb spends ages running his hands over the metal and complimenting bastion constantly until he leaves and torb jerks himself off with some of Bastions old oil.

Ah i’m not sure if my last ask about torbjorn went through properly 😦 Was basically saying if you’ve never done anything with torbjorn, think about how he’d be when he meets bastion. Just completely in love with the mechanics and design of him. Everything about Bastion just gets him hot and bothered.

I still try to find a way to write Torb tbh x.x I dunno if I could write a character getting off with old oil, but him appreciating some good craftsmanship could def work… he’s got such a nice compact muscular body