Young Hanzo in his 20’s using some of that good Shimada money for permanent body hair removal for when he has fun with the castle guards so even when all of his holes and hands are occupied his whole body is a smooth surface for more of them to rut against. The more cocks he can get on/in/around him the better. This definitely comes in handy in the future when he has plenty of agents to satisfy at the overwatch base. Slutty Hanzo is truly a blessing.

on the one hand: yassss slutty Hanzo

on the other hand: him getting rid of all his body hair makes me super sad öalkföaslkfjaösldkjf

I like body hair so much…

so i was thinkin of wereboof mcree and human gabe right, in the sense that mcree has an entirely wolf form or a human form with separate minds but the same personality. mcree can’t control his shifts, and he has a ‘season’ per-se where he’s more often wolf than human. what if werecree just absolutely loves gabe’s scent, particularly his crotch? what if gabe has to constantly shove mcree out of his crotch and tolerate his muzzle wriggling up against the crook of his ass for a good sniff? (p1)

and it’s really tough in public bc gabe can’t leave him alone at home (he’ll destroy everything) but even on a leash and in a harness he’s constantly trying to sniff gabe and/or lick his thighs. But really gabe only has himself to blame because he indulges mcree every now and then- laying back on the couch in just his briefs so mcree can coo and boof at him and sniff his heavy balls. maybe he pulls them down so mcree can actually lick him, nipping his soft skin, drooling everywhere (p2)

ball sniffing is so good! hnnnghhh

Oh my god Brian being a cute little piggy slut at the bbq. Well not little but you get it. He just lounges around in the dirt and the nicer ones give him belly rubs but some of the other dads (coughcough probably robert) really like pulling his tail and making him squeal. They all get to fuck him ofc. And he’d love sucking people off/eating them out (insert bad jokes about spitroasting and suckling pigs here)

you people are fucking spoiling me. holy shit…

God the thought of pig Hanzo and Pig Brian lying in the mud both grunting and fat. Each of them complete sluts with sloppy stretched out cunts. Bet the best show at the bbq is watching the two of them wrestle for who gets fucked next. Hanzo’s much more aggressive but Brian almost lazily just lies ontop of him and presses him down. Until The dads/ow guys come up and cover them both with piss and cum.

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I’d hope that both Brian and Hanzo as fat slutty pigs would be completly soft during anything that happens to them. With how loose and soft their holes are their prostates must have been fucked away years ago. In fact they both would probably hate to get any pleasure from being fucked, they know that their holes are are basically just mobile glory holes just there for any random guy to use and drop a load in.

I feel like Hanzo’s body type would be the canon one but other than that, yes to aaaalllll of this. *clenches fist*

I hadn’t even thought much about them not *wanting* to get hard but now… I have thought about it… and it is so hot????? them just wanting to get used and have their holes filled, proud when they can’t get hard… fuck… that’s so hot x.x

and them tussling until Brian just presses him down with his weight is also… fucking golden…

Damien doming all the dads god bless and good night. joseph thinks he can one up goth dad but is wholly proven wrong. the Good Dads that don’t Fight Him get uniquely pampered depending on what they like (mat is super soft doming, brian is rougher to push limits, craig is exertion+reinforcement… you catch my drift).

just about to write the Joseph/Damien fic for the ddadds comp where Damien doms him something good :’ ) it’s gonna happen