*whispers* symmetra kicks lightly at hanzo’s plump balls until he whimpers, the light slap of her foot a threat……he’d squirm and pretend like he didn’t need it but eventually he’d break down under her questioning and beg her to step on him until he cums

WHAT IS UP WITH TODAY

I AM GETTING SPOILED LEFT AND RIGHT

I AM CRYING HOLY SHIT YES

give his testicles a few gentle kicks. plz. plllzzzzzzz *sob* can you even imagine the sound of it x.x the meaty soft slap… he probs spreads his legs for it. lifts his ass up. offers his sac for the abuse.

I die.

Ask you shall receive. We all know that McCree is beyond lazy, barely caring enough to get it up half the time. Hanzo and Genji are sluts no matter what form so of course they’re doing their damnedest to arouse McCree and get more of that musky scent. One long tongue is lapping at his asshole while another is teasing his foreskin. Its real nice, so nice McCree might start dozing in the middle of it

all my ailments are cured. this is good. this is excellent. I am in love I want to marry this post.

he is too lazy to get it up. yes. yes. YES EADÖDKFANDFÖNDFÖAFJ

yes.

this is so good and pure fack

I dont know if you remember me from a little while ago, but I’m the shimadacest shipper that was in a rough spot with self harm. I am very new to tumblr and shimadacest is my first ship. I didn’t know you could block people and I just wanted to say thank you for being so kind to me and helping me through that tough situation. I’m doing a lot better now, thanks to you. You are a wonderful person and I really enjoy your blog, I wish you all the best

!!!! I definitely remember you, I just thought of you the other day to be honest. this is so good to hear! I’m very happy you’re in a better place now. definitely stay safe and just surround yourself by good peeps ❤ thank you so much for letting me know

Noticed the ask about the dragon hybrid bros sniffing over the dirty cowboy, and I give it two thumbs up. Just imagine McCree lazily smoking a cigar, maybe even half asleep, while two dragons nose over him. Starting at his pits and working their way down until one’s sniffing at his balls and the other’s nose is halfway up his ass

NONNIE

FUCKING HELL YES

THIS

IS 

ME SHIT

*claws at face* this is exactly what I was thinking. fack. good shit. please more. feed me.

honestly the only thing i dislike about that new hanzo skin is that his tiddy isnt on display :^( unacceptable

that was the first thing I zeroed in on tbh. looking at the chest and missing the tiddies lol

I also was very peeved about his dance but at second thought it’s kinda nice because with all the jumping he does his tiddies gotta be in constant motion

need to keep that in mind in fics :3c when McCree is all ‘can u show me a traditional dance’ and then leans back and just watches the tiddies bounce

*slams hands on table* Holy shit that dragon-McCree post, lemme in on that shit with the Shimada bros. Like during a full moon their dragon blood grows stronger and they turn into those hybrid forms – and goddamn do they get possessive and needy about the things they treasure, like musky cowboys.

Actually if I may I have more dragon Shimada thoughts. There’s this art here – lintufriikki,tumblr,com/post/154222349793/day-4-au-genji-is-a-shapeshifting-dragon-and – it’s Genyatta but it’s got the general idea of dragons liking Shiny Things. And then they see a man with shiny buckles and spurs. Even a shiny arm! Iiiinteresting. What other parts of him are shiny? (I got more if you want.)

Link

Nonono plz. Leave Genyatta as Genyatta. Because I need. I need.

I like the thought of dragon hybrid Shimadabros liking a smelly cowboy because they enjoy sniffing him all over :’ )

Dear cyberrat, Could you pretty please write a companion fic for that Anahardt comic? You’re incredible at smutty fiction, and you’d be perfect for it. Sincerely, One obnoxiously thirsty Anahardt shipper

Anonymous said: “Omg yes!!! Pls pls pleeeeeaaaase write smth to the rein/ana hair pulling thing. It’s on my mind every damn day since the sketches got releases n it’s just THE BEST!!! N your style is so damn good so it would be the most epic combination!!! *^*

I’m very flattered, thank you very much. I would need to ask the artist first tho.