Big boy Cow!Gabe kill me he’s so hot

oh man bull!Gabriel really is a vision tbh. Big thicc boy that likes to keep to himself; always having an eye on his herd though and whenever the fancy strikes he’ll take one of the cows and mount up. He’s got big beautiful horns but they got cut so they’d be blunt… during one of those times he got his ears nicked bad.

he is a good good boy but you don’t wanna mess around with any of his cows. he’ll be watching everything anyone does with/to them with a v critical eye

What if hanzo is held down by multiple people while his clothes are practically ripped off of him so BOTH the shimada tiddies™ are exposed to the dragon overlords who want to dicc him all the way back up to their majestic lair in the clouds where he gets to be a lovely, not-so-virgin-anymore pet

Anonymous said: “

Oh Christ please please please consider writing something about forcibly exposed , bound sacrifice hanzo this is so my jam I might actually die lmao”

damsel in distress Hanzo is so good x3 oh man. but I feel like I would be really bad at writing this lol

CYBER HOLY FUCK that pic where hanzo looks like an offering ??? Omg imagine overwatch fighting some dragon or some shit like that and he wants virgins he points at hanzo like ‘give him to me and ill be sated for now’ and everyones like ??? Hanzo’s a virgin ????

Anonymous said: “

imagine Hanzo laid out as a sacrifice to two dragons who watch him struggle until he tires himself out before they decide to play with their new property”

I’m really into forcibly exposing him ❤ ❤ hnnngh

sacrifice that nasty boy.

God, I never knew I needed big bull Gabe until now. I love the thought of him bullying Jesse around, and Jesse doesn’t really seem to care. But when Hanzo comes to take Jesse back to the barn Gabe starts bullying him as well, Gabe gives no shits

he sooo does not give any shits. He’d be all over Hanzo. he can smell his weakness. knows he’s a dirty cow fucker and gets all up in his grill ❤ wants him some nice Shimada ass

Tekharthacest anon here! Fair dinkum, I was thinking more along the lines that you threw in a couple of other character fics like you’re doing with the Shimadacest one, I agree that writing 5 of the same would be a ballache. Have you seen gazeintotheiris ‘s Zendatta art? if you like that rare pair his work is lit.

hmm yes I can think about it!

I don’t think I have; I’ll check it out in a bit :3

What about rancher!Jack? Some of the machines in Jesse’s barn was actually borrowed from Jack a few farms away and when he heard the old owners moved he came to get his shit and finds Hanzo taking care of Jesse. Hanzo’s mortified that he’s caught but Jack just tells him he wants him ‘to meet someone’. Hello cowGabe, a big bossy boy that thinks everything that stands on his hay belongs to him- including cowcree who he deems needs a tongue bath like a calf and Hanzo almost has an aneurysm

shiiieeetttt that’s hot af. Big buff bullGabe having his lil kingdom behind the barn and Jesse next to him being v sturdy but also v thicc and soft around the thighs and hips.

Gets bullied around by Gabe and pushed against a tree/the side of the barn so Gabriel can get at him however he damn well pleases.

Is it weird that I miss cowcree stuff? I really liked the cowcree part of the compilation…heh.

oh man yeee cowcree is so good :O we should talk about him

I feel like I should pop in and just mention that you are my favorite tumblr blogger and you deserve the best in everything, you’re so nice .3.~

hhh you’re so sweet T.T just came home from a good good evening of drinking with fwiends and a message like that warms me lil heart even more :3

Would you ever consider doing a mainly Tekharthacest fic compilation? You’re one of the few people who write it (and so good too!) I can’t wait for the upcoming stories ;D

I don’t quite know yet… I like writing them of course but writing 5 stories with the exact same characters getting it on would maybe snap my neck, and the amount of work would need to justify the demand in that case…

I need to think about it. I’m not totally opposed to it but… yeah

It’s nice to see such a big blog like shimadacest, I’ve been cutting from all the hate I get from anti’s (about 20 messages a day telling me to drink bleach or to slit my own throat) so this was a nice post to see. I just found your blog and I think I will come here next time instead of using my razor. thank you.

holy shit???? of course come here. what the fuck. people are such shit heads. Please just block those anon messages and go about your day. I am horrified 😦