I am so thirsty for armpit licking. Stinky, sweaty, hairy armpits and somebody burying their face in it and licking them and getting off immensely on it. Something Jesse would do, or Hanzo (because he loves the stink) would do after a lot of coaxing and prying about that particular kink, reluctant at first and then. Y’know. Not so much. I know this isn’t what you asked for but I need it to be heard.

hear hear! *slams gavel*

it needs to be known that Gabriel Reyes’ sweaty armpit is superior to all else tho

to cheer you up since that story was fake: what about roadhog dressed up as santa or in his holiday skin fucking someone who’s riding him, and he’s just sort of bouncing them on his belly going “ho, ho, ho!!” as the person gets deep dicked on his huge cock :D bonus points if there are other people watching and if they get to watch the cum drip out of the happy fucked out hole. HAPPY HOLIDAYS >:)

it’s not like I’m deathly sad the story is fake? I just thought it was funny o.O it’s not like my heart blood is hanging at the sincerity of some internet thing. I’m just so very confused that so many people are hellbent on making *sure* everybody knows the story is fake. like holy shit? aren’t there other things to investigate and make sure people know about? does the story harm anybody?

on another note, I hate Christmas x.x but reindeer Roadhog fucking people is also hot. I’m v conflicted. V V conflicted.

in any case, happy holidays to you as well, Nonnie :3