Fellow german here. German dirty talk just sounds so extremely forced and awkward. in the end it sounds like your ugly, sweaty, awkward gym teacher from grade 8 making sexist jokes… whenever i see it in fanfiction i cringe.

yyyooooop

Hast du eigentlich jemals eine Fanfic in Deutsch geschrieben?

klar, aber da war ich vllt 13 oder so. habe sie seitdem schon wieder gelöscht weil se ziemlich peinlich waren 😛

What about dva pegging 76 ? :3c

oooohh :3c

should I write? mmmmhhh

Do you take requests for art? Cause if no I’d love to see Zen putting his orbs into genji or one of the girls and them having to lay them like eggs, maybe belly bulge from the orbs too if you want 0////0

*slow blink* *looks into the camera like I’m in the office*

I write… I don’t draw….

For an Uncharted let’s play, I recommend StephenPlays. He doesn’t scream, has no face cam, doesn’t talk through cut scenes, etc. I’m actually watching his let’s play of the first game now.

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dont know if you are still searching for a LP of Uncharted but i watched Materwelonz but its blind Lp so if you not into that sorta thing cant help ya”

will look into both tomorrow! thanks for the suggestions

Ruined orgasm anon here – omg poor beautiful 76 and mean dva!!!! love it love it he’s so confused and she’s so excited about having so much power

it was her first time doing it. you know she’ll read up all the stuff and experiment on him until she has perfected her technique. aaahhh yes

Are you excited for the crash bandicoot remakes?

never played crash bandicoot when I was little; my bro and I were Nintendo kids. I feel like the remakes would just go over my head because I don’t have that nostalgic love for it

Also I didn’t mean that last part to sound passive aggressive if it came across that way!

you’re fine, friend!

And The Big Bang Theory is one of the most popular shows on tv. Popular=/= good. There’s no character development. Villains lack personality and motivation. The plots themselves are just flat out weak and are basically there to move you from set piece to set piece. The game play is basic and repetitive. Especially the climbing which is basically automated. You’re right though, you can make up you’re own mind. Was just trying to help.

thanks, pal :3 I’ll look into it

I don’t know what that one anon is talking about. Uncharted is a masterpiece. The first one is okay, but after that, the next three? Golden. There’s a reason they all got Game of the Year, and peopled cried when it ended. Great game saga.

(Cont) By the way, I own/have played all 4 games and I’ve met Nolan North, the voice actor of Drake. Any gamer will tell you that it’s a franchise worth your time and money.

well games hit everybody differently! I’ll be v happy to look at it myself just need to find a good LP^^