there’s this one podcast “kakos industries” where the titular company accidentally creates a renegade sex toy that crosses the nation spreading peace & enlightenment through sex and i just feel like that’s one of zenyatta’s major hobbies. omnics are loved by god, everyone is equal in the divine light, it’s great to communicate about kinks with your partner, don’t feel ashamed about liking butt stuff. the way of the iris

(same anon) mondatta likes arguing v serious theological and ethical questions, and he also likes teaching people where the prostate is in humans and how it functions! encourages his followers to consensually hook up with each other. “Sex Is A Beautiful And Natural Expression Of The Soul’s Interaction With The Body” 100% sexbot, 100% genius orator, 0% shame. no one can slut-shame him because he serenely takes it as a compliment

I love the last sentence the most tbh

I don’t really have a thing for sex toys except if they’re humblers or fleshlights. I could write about those some more

(1/?) (im new here so sorry if this isnt your thing) what about genyatta? like by the time genji finds zen, its been so long since hes gotten off because hes so shy of his new robopussy and he was such a slut when he was younger hes practically diein

(2/?) but zen knows exactly what he needs and how he works and he makes him feel so good and genji just becomes an absolute slave to the pleasure he gives him and everybody thinks hes grown out of the insatiable lust of his younger days

(3/3) but nobody knows that really hes just coming back to zen every night throwing himself on his back and practically begging to make him feel good in any way, he’ll do anything master

aaah ❤ yesss the purest ship 😀 I love the thought of Genji being a spoiled brat and just showing his master his pretty robo puss wordlessly because he knows he’ll get fingered soon when he does

do you think… that someone in particular started this trend of Mondatta’s security guards gangbanging him? *coughReinhardtcough*

once upon a time on his travels Reinhardt took up a job as one of Mondatta’s security guards.

obviously Mondatta is a shy lil slut and was making googly eyes at him from day one. Reinhardt, being the sweet bara daddy that he is, was more then ready to indulge and fuck Mondatta until he had to forcibly reboot while lying fucked out and heavy on Reinhardt’s chest.

however, Reinhardt is a good, sweet boi that loves to share what’s his – which is basically how he invited all the other guards to have a taste of that luxury puss.

it just became kind of a regular occurrence.

Mondatta holding speeches and being prim and proper while his bodyguards stand in the shadows behind the stage and squeeze their dicks through their slacks waiting to flip his kasaya up and rail him from behind.