fffuuuuckkk that’s gorgeous as hell. omg… those tiddies… they look so unbelievably plush

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no; I mean the ‘one-two-three-finger->dick’ rule that seems to be going on.

Not every dick is as thick as three of your fingers. not every body is sufficiently prepared with just three fingers. preparation can be sexy as well but following a formula is never erotic in the first place.

the term ‘scissoring him open’ is probably also tattooed onto the inside of my eyelids by now because every fic that has the one-two-three-finger-dick rule has 100% that phrase.

just… let bodies fall out of the norm. Let your porn be out of the norm. it’s fictional porn with fictional people, you don’t need to mention the preparation at all most of the time; esp if it’s just done in the famous ca. two sentence structure of ‘he put in the first finger and soon it were three scissoring his s/o open’

mmmhyeah

the unending question tbh

trololololol

HOLY SHIT BATMAN

OMG I SO LOVE ZENYATTA IN SWEATERS OMMMGGG

I bet Lúcio gets him cute ones like every week and Zenyatta totally indulges his silly humans by wearing them and looking adorable.

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ya’ll don’t know it but I’m trying to start writing prey/hunter McHanzo and I keep getting distracted by new messages popping up in my box trololololol

yes?

omg I love that woman so much. She did the ‘who ate my leftovers’ vine and whenever I see it I have to watch it five minutes on repeat. she is peeeerfect.

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I don’t have a preference. I like thicc McCree and slutty characters