1/2 I just read your Hanzo/Mccree/Reaper fic with the tentacles and I can’t stop thinking about it. Can’t stop thinking about Hanzo getting all flustered during battle when they have to face down Reaper, dragging Mccree away as soon as they are back at base to fuck in the nearest private place, if they can even make it that far. Trying to corner Reaper on missions just be “attacked again.

2/2 Reaper just enjoying teasing and taunting him with what he wants. Mccree being just at thirsty for it but too stubborn to admit it, and trying to burn off the feeling by dicking Hanzo as hard as he can. Eventually Reaper feels like they deserve a treat for something, and he sneaks into base and fucks them hard, maybe leave both with something to tide them over until his next visit.

My apologies if that two part ask was inappropriate or bothersome. I’m gunna go hide now.

it was neither tho?  I enjoy the thought of them being addicted to the tentacles v much ❤

The dragons passing all around McCree, stimulating him with the dragging around, while Hanzo is riding his dick non stop???

nuh-uh, friend. Hanzo doesn’t get to fuck. He’s a lazy slut and at his best when he can just lay there and spread his legs for the people with the real dicking skillz

I tell you what I think

I think Hanzo with his lil amputated legs clamped around McCree’s waist, just holding on desperately for the ride while McCree is leaned over him, big hands framing his face, fingertips digging in so he doesn’t move even one inch, sweaty forehead pressed against Hanzo’s staring right into his eyes so he can see every little flinch in them when he fucks him tortuously slow on his fat cock. it’s why they don’t even notice Hanzo’s arm glowing.

and mmmnnnn to the dragons curling tightly around McCree because they wuv him and his sturdy goddamn bod. they squeeze around him like anacondas. He gets off on getting his air restricted.

How do you feel about McCree/Hanzo pony play? Since he’s a cowboy, McCree is good with horses (look, he’s definitely *seen* a horse before at least). Gentling his pretty pony, brushing his mane, feeding him out of his hand, putting a bit in his mouth and a spur in his side when he gets unruly, rutting him out to breed. Maybe he invites admirers over to see his lovely black-haired stallion. DVa thinks he’s adorable and asks to ride him of course.

*day dreams about DVa sitting her ass down on dudes’ backs and rubbing her sloppy cunt off on them as they have to carry her around*

*sighs dreamily*

ok but like. what if the retractable plating over the robopussy got stuck. aching to be pleasured but he can’t even feel his own fingers. how long before he begs someone else to unstick it for him idk mate

ARE WE TALKING GENJI OR ZENYATTA 

because what I thought was Genji’s plating getting stuck in the way that he can’t cover himself anymore and he walks around with his pretty baja blast puss just for everybody to admire mmmhhh yeah 😀