On the run VirginCree anon again. McCree with a hump on his nose from too many breaks. Uneven lips with a crooked smile, teeth that don’t glisten white but are slightly yellowed from the smoking. Barrel chested with thick hair, pock marked skin, too long legs, and over-large arms. Every piece of him should be in the dictionary under ‘ugly’, but thrown together he casts a shadow of want through a room when he walks in. And he doesn’t. Fucking. Care. No acknowledgement of their desire.

goddamn right nnngh ❤ he could fuck like a truck but he still feels too awkward and thinks he’s too old for that whole ‘I actually don’t know what I’m doing’ shebang so he just goes with the flow and pretends like he knows what’s going on :’ ) keeps himself out of the more raunchy discussions because he doesn’t want to put his foot in his mouth and actually comes across as gentlemanly because of it haha

big crooked nose and yellowed teeth hhhh yas

VirginCree has me wet. Fav kink is popping a virgin cherry, show them the ropes and prove how good sex is. VirginCree only touches himself to help him sleep while on the run, doesn’t see what all the fuss is about. Till Hanzo blows his mind with an orgasm that curls his toes and rolls those hazel eyes in the back of his head. Lays there twitching for moments afterwards, gently whining with every breath. Hanzo is tickled pink, oh how much fun to make his cowboy cum.

mmmhh yes I feel ya. I like the thought of VirginCree on the run, grizzled, tired, probably drunk most of the time tho still performing on a scarily high level. Looks like he could go and fuck anybody he wanted to if he wasn’t so lazy about it. in reality he’s probably super uninterested in sex. maybe skirting asexuality? Demisexual? maybe only ever wanted Gabriel because he was the first steady presence in his life

mmmh yis

Is it okay if we tag you in posts?

sure

tumblr doesn’t always show it in my notifs so that’s most of the time the reason if I don’t react

I love it when creators draw/mention puffy assholes in gay porn, like the mchanzo comic you rebloged today was so juicy and I loved seeing Hanzo with such a puffed out hole, shows that it’s well trained and experienced 💦

right?? that’s one of my favorite things as well… I always love those things that are usually just glossed over like balls and assholes and it makes me sad :’ )

Gonna sound like a boring ass binch but realizing im gay explains my childhood crush on metalwargreymon when my friends are all talking about kim possible and totally spies

haha yeah :’ )

tho ngl I loved those shows as well and I would constantly stare at the characters’ titties :’ ))))

~~It bothered me to no end that they gave Kim these weird pointy boobies and other chars could have the round ones~~

Hanzo getting disappointed with virgin McCree and simply manhandling him into bed and perching himself on his face for him to eat him out. If that McDick won’t cooperate he might as well keep Jesse’s stuttering mouth busy. Bonus points if it’s after a long day of training for Hanzo. Bonus bonus points if Jesse cums just from this.

hnnghhh

Virgin McCree having some downtime and tries to edge himself for the first time, records himself to research proudly. Fails stupendously, still watches.

oh man he’d be so cute trying to edge himself. thick thighs shaking; chuffing his way through it and probably doesn’t have the discipline to go through with it after like two or three times. Just needs to rabbit fuck his hand

Stinky virgin McCree getting bent over by one of the guys after training so they can get between his hairy cheeks to take a whiff and maybe even sneak a taste. Poor McCree is soaking thru the front of his boxers with sweat a precum and is absolutely humiliated by it. Maybe another nice gentleman rucks his shirt up to his pits and takes their nails thru his sweaty chest hair, catching on his sensitive nips

godddd yesss…. He like… tries to talk his way through it because his mouth is always going when there’s no cigar to occupy it, but then his voice starts cracking and he gets all high-pitched and stuttery when someone spreads his cheeks and just gets in there and he’s frozen to the spot; can only let the other guy ruck his shirt up and whines at the pain of the scratching