or be fucked by O!Hanzo, but they aren’t satisfied because they need alphas and when A!Mccree and A!Reaper found out they refuse to give em some dicking just watch two whimpering messy omegas as a punishment for not waiting.

(I can make myself write A/B/O but I personally think I’m not v good at it and I really prefer reading it tbh xD)

I am very into this on the one side and not so much.

Like… I’m fucking into Omegas having fun with each other and whining and squirming and lending each other their sleek Omega cocks and soothing each other with those soft, warm pheromones they have when they’re in heat.

I’m also vvvveeery much into their Alphas watching and maybe denying their cocks for a while just to make them more needy desperate.

I’m not so much into them doing it to punish their partners, though. Mostly because I really don’t like the word ‘punish’, it always sounds v abusive to me x.x and why would they be angry if they get to sit back and have a drink and watch their partners be sexy sluts like the hedonists they are :O

I can confirm that McCree got his position in Blackwatch by eating ass, my uncle told me so and he works for Blizzard

*slams gavel* IT IS CONFIRMED!

this trusty anonymous person’s Uncle has confirmed. we can all rest easy now.

Thank you, brave Uncle. And thank you, brave Nonnie for forwarding the pure gospel that drips from your Uncle’s lips. We are not worthy.

That jack w the xray visor fanart u reblogged has me craving it omg. Imagine he learns to multitask so well bc he spends his time just starin at gabes bod and also shooting bad guys. Imagine he asks gave to do mundane things (p1)

For the express purpose of seeing how his body moves. Convinces him to bend over somehow and catches a glimpse of his hole. Maybe he can take picturea or something omg, keeps them in a flash drive around his neck. Maybe one day he notices that (p2)

He notices that gabe has a plug in or sum leaking out his ass and he just. Knows. Then and there that if he doesnt tap that hell die. (P3) (also i accidentally didnt click anon on one of these pls dont publish my username my blog is strictly sfw)

I love the thought of Jack taking any and every excuse so he can get glimpses of Reaper’s hole. he’s just so fucking thirsty for it.

Is it just me or did anyone in this fandom just somehow agree that Jesse McCree is the master of eating ass or something. Not that i don’t agree with this, but imagine the victim’s beardburn though.

ugh… maybe you didn’t catch it, friend, but it’s actually canon that McCree likes eating ass? Like I distinctly remember a developer of the team saying ‘McCree likes eating ass’. I think there is something in his character bio about him eating out every of his Blackwatch team members one night and how he got to be Reyes’ right hand man because of it.

or something like that

but yes. beard burn holy poop :O everybody will know if you got a ride on McCree because you’ll walk funny for two days. No ifs ands or buts about it

i love all ur jontron gifs LMAO how many do u have….damn

I always use the search gif function tbh xD I don’t have any gifs saved on my laptop. too lazy for that. but glad you like ‘em 😀

I absolutely adore how u portray hana as hairy and attractive!! Like honestly it’s such a peeve of mine when women R portrayed as hairless lil things. And when there is hair it’s normally shamed. So U r just 👌👌👌 for portraying it as sexy man just 👌👌👌

I’m so happy people enjoy that! I think Hana would be so unashamed about her hairy bod and the soft tummy; and her pets are into her *everything*. They worship the ground she walks on basically lol

Would you mind if I submitted a fic to you anonymously? I want to thank you for your delicious smut. <3

I wouldn’t mind at all! :O :O now I’m excited ❤

Hi! Are your prompts open? If so do you write mchanzo?

*slow sleepy blink*

I think you’re new here, friend. maybe look into my writing tab? you can find it on my blog to the left called ‘Cyberrat fics!’. you might be delightfully surprised

Consider this: McCree fucking hanzo’s tits

already written that one! you can find it in my Ao3 fic compilation 😀

“Why don’t you make the two of us some tea?” + mchanzo/reaper76 + service kink/lingerie >:)

“Why don’t you make the two of us some tea?” Hanzo asks mildly, and watches with satisfaction as McCree’s face melts from uneasy apprehension into quiet, thankful bliss.

He nods and gets up from his knees, big hands with hairy knuckles smoothing down the front of the skirt of his little maid uniform.

Hanzo sits at the window, like a lord, hair loose and yukata askew as he smokes his thin pipe and admires the view of McCree in the tiny kitchenette; how hulking his broad, bulky body looks as he handles the utensils and hums softly under his breath.

Nothing offensive – just a mindless tune that is just as ingrained in this ritual as Hanzo’s regal tranquility.

When Jesse comes back, he kneels next to Hanzo pretty as a flower, the saucer with teacup held in his hands.

“Thank you,” Hanzo murmurs and lifts the cup – lets McCree hold the saucer as long as it takes for him to finish enjoying the beverage. He thinks he’ll make McCree straighten the room a little after this. Maybe have him clean beneath the bed so his ass is in the air; easy for Hanzo to flip his skirt up and discover all anew that McCree was going commando beneath; cock and balls hanging freely for the taking.

Yes… A good way to spend a peaceful Sunday. He rather liked the idea.