Idk if you’d wanna write this but. Please think about Dva teasing s76 in public. Putting a little vibe egg on the tip of his dick… or just grabbing his package under the table, or sitting (grinding) on his lap somewhere

“I wanna watch more Disney movies.”

D.Va looks unfazed while the others groan and shake their heads. She merely buries deeper beneath the blanket thrown across her, Jack, and Reinhardt, and pouts.

“I think we should put up a vote,” Genji suggests, sitting on the floor, back rigid – and not fooling anybody that he wasn’t leaning back against his tranquil master floating behind him.

The vote is inconclusive; just as many for the idea as there are against it – until Winston notices that one of them hasn’t thrown up his hand.

“Jack,” he says gently, big paws carefully cleaning his glasses. “What are you voting for?”

The soldier jerks a little, seemingly thrown out of deep thoughts. He blinks slowly, mouth opening, then closing, then frowns.

“What… was the question?”

“You want to watch more Disney movies with me, right?” D.Va interjects before any of the others can, throwing him a wheedling grin and lying her head on his shoulder. “Pleeeaaasssee?”

She looks innocent and sweet; not like she has her fingers on his balls, gripping them tight and unfriendly, sharp fingernails digging through the sweatpants he was wearing.

Sweat springs up along his hairline. He sits very still – like a rabbit in front of the snake.

“I….” he drags the one syllable long, his voice cracking and drawing confused gazes from the others. “That’s… fine by me.”

Some groan in exasperation, other’s just take it in stride.

Nobody sees how D.Va is stroking his cock beneath the blanket for the rest of the movie night; lets his silky member slide between her fingers in some twisted treat where he is never allowed to come.

Okay okay so on the subject of slutty virgin lucio what if, and this verges a little bit fluffy too, since he’s hella busy with music he hasn’t really had the chance to flirt or date anyone either. So he’s really into the idea of boning somebody, but like has no idea how to properly approach flirting and just kinda shyly is like “Let me suck your dick, my dude. I mean like if that’s cool with you.” and just kinda babbles about if it isn’t cool that’s fine but it’d be cool if it was cool etc.

that’s cute as fuck omg x.x

idk how much you follow the MCU if at all, but there was an interview back when Winter Soldier came out with Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie, and I can’t remember the context at all but I can clearly remember Mackie saying “It’s not your beauty it’s your booty” in this sing-song tone with this smug fucking grin AND IT’S BEEN MONTHS AND I STILL CAN’T STOP THINKING ABOUT SOMEONE SAYING THAT TO/ABOUT GABRIEL REYES.

I am kind of following it and I can remember that interview! hah I’d like to see Reyes’ face when somebody says that to him