(Lúcio is such a gentle ‘dom'(if he even counts as one) tho he just forces them to listen to his mix tape with lots cuddles and smooches and gentle handies they don’t even realise they’ve been bending to his whim for the past 3 hours or so)

GENTLE!DOM!LUCIO! YEEEESSS!

*slams hand on table*

it is decided. Lúcio has a sweet little sub that just wants to be good. They aren’t looking for corporal punishment; they just want to get praised and cuddled and get told to do menial house tasks that they can perform and let their mind wander.

‘I once took your life’ Hanzo stops to cough. Blood is raining down Genji’s metallic face, but he did little to wipe it away, and he barely react when more of them pours down from Hanzo’s bullet ridden back to the ground. When Hanzo’s body fell, Genji reacted seconds too late to catch him ‘I wonder if saving it can redeem me?’. When Genji finally register the noises around him, the body he’s holding is starting to cool down and the loudest sound is his own scream.

*slow blink* 

Do the guys know dva is blue-balling literally every dude in overwatch? or are they each under the impression they’re all just her Very Special Toy

she doesn’t make a secret out of it but she also doesn’t tell them explicitly. They eventually figure it out. She hoped they would try and go macho on her to ‘stake their claim’ or something, so she could have her fun ridding them of the notion but unfortunately they crawl around v embarrassed and commiserating.

Like sending each other sympathetic glances when one of them walks v gingerly.

no fun at all these old guys.

Porn star Hanzo anon – but who is the sassy bitch who slaps him on his puffy hole and makes him beg to get fucked one last time? Their dick would slide thru all the loads hanzo’s already taken on camera

very probably Gabriel! McCree is too starstruck. he needs a fluffer to help him get it up because ofc he has performance issues when it’s his big debut with Hanzo. 

Gabriel has no such issues. He’ll slap his hole (and balls. slap them balls to make Hanzo howl <3) and slut shame him to the max because they always had a rivalry.