I can’t stop thinking about Hanzo who has impotence issues, but his inability to get it up still doesn’t effect just how much of a slut he is

yasss also super good! bet he’d learn to orgasm with his ass real quick :’ ) and if he wants to fuck someone he’s got a lot of fake cocks to use

Okay okay, but consider. Mercy loves being passed around so so much man, like after one of the boys is done with her she really loves it when they say that they’re done with her. Bonus points if she hasn’t cum but they just don’t care. So after they’re all finished with her she goes home and fucks herself so good, just replaying the night.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

not caring about orgasms is so hot hnnnghhh they don’t even look at her properly. she’s just an appliance that they use, not more than a fleshlight

Cyber PLEASE talk to me more about Roadhog pinning Mercy with his belly and sticking his dick in whatever hole he finds first

oh man her face would be so good. just her eyes rolled up and mouth wide open and drooling as he grunt fucks her cunt until it’s gaping and hurting. maybe he slips out every now and then and misses the hole so he fucks her ass and that’s even better because she’s a super anal slut ❤

What if Mercy asked Roadhog to knock her up? She graduated medical school super young and worked through the omnic war, I dont imagine she got much time for self exploration, let alone time to meet someone and start thinking about kids. So maybe one days she’s like, fuck it, why am I waiting? And walks up to the biggest dicks she can find to give her the biggest, healthiest babies. No strings attached, of course lol

impregnation kink is so good. I bet she wouldn’t even ask him :’ ) he doesn’t wear condoms anyway, he wouldn’t give a shit about knocking someone up

Oof what about Sidon (for ganon au)? They’re both quite tall and even seeing both of these powerful guys meet would be 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼I feel like Sidon would really like Ganon’s jewelry, and would probably admire how bright and red his hair is (quite similar to his own coloring) Theyd have a more fun, competitive kind of interaction :3c

ooooooooooooh that’s such a good idea! Sidon would def be too nice to get annoyed by Ganon’s snarkiness… and I feel like Sidon is generally just such a good guy that Ganon wouldn’t feel the need for being rude anyway.

mmmhh Sidon getting up and close and admiring/touching all of Ganon’s jewelry :3c

For your consideration, Link taking Ganons virginity. Maybe the hero has had enough bullshit and wants to blow off steam? Just an idea dump

hmmmm yes I can see it. maybe Link accompanies the guards that are tasked to show Ganon the land, and Ganon just can’t stop making disparaging comments about Link being super short (because all Gerudos are tooooll)

I think Link would love stuffing his mouth with his dick :’ ) and then he finds out Ganon got a sparkling tongue piercing

Who pops Ganon’s cherry 👀👀👀 also that description of the guards being all leery and pervs is soooooo good…. i wonder what would jolt them into action and actually start approaching him? Maybe ganon’s a bit drunk and a little less scowl-y than normal (but moody ganon is best ganon so ¯_(ツ)_/¯)

oohhh mmmhh who takes his virginity… good question. I feel like all of Hyrule castle would just be super thirsty for the guy. Maybe even Zelda takes it? with women he’s just very adorably puppy submissive, and I feel like she’d be just the right mixture of sweet and rough with him.

and the guards def would try some shit when they bathe with him and he shows off all the glinting jewelry that’s very common in Gerudo desert. golden nipple piercings; a lighting yellow topaz in his belly button. very pretty.

but he’s rough and doesn’t know shit about good sexy times so he’d bite more than kiss and jerk them off with a way too tight grip but they get off on it anyway