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OH MY GOD BLEEEEEEEEASE TELL ME YOU ARE GOING TO DO A SERIES ABOUT WINSTON THE SLUT
>:3c I mean… ko-fis are gonna be open again soon… and in the meantime I’m always happy to talk naughtiness with y’all
Dude that 20 yr old ganon au is soooo good… how does everyone react to the very pretty future chief? Please tell me more
AH! FINALLY! I thought nobody is into young Ganon as much as I am
so ok. in my HC Link was basically the toy boy of the King of Hyrule anyway. After a long day of trudging around after Zelda and making sure she doesn’t get herself into trouble, his next shift as the King’s personal bedwarmer starts.
So I feel like the King generally likes young men and would be suuuper into Ganon. Invite him to private dinings and stuff like that while Ganon is either super quiet or super sarcastic/moody.
He wants to be out in the world seeing stuff, after he’s been cooped up in the desert for all his life.
I feel like when the King lets him go roam about with a few guards always at his back, they’d be super lecherous of him as well. Like… very professional, but when he’s asleep/washing/whatever, they’ll be v raunchy. Ganon is like one head taller than all of them and could probably bench press them aödlfkajsdfkj
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virgin Ganon. He’s grown up in a rather small desert Kingdom and all these ladies were his moms. there’s no way he got laid
cyber I drove by my old elementary school, and the sign said “Happy Summer SPH!! and I lost my entire shit (the school is called Sporting Hill)
this inspired the earlier ask tbh
Ok ok, so, please imagine your slutty reaper and old soldier 76 who can’t get it up anymore. He’s old and tired leave him alone but reaper is so focused on that dick, that he just spends hours playing with it and sucking and grinding on it trying to get it up. All the while 76 is drinking his beer and trying to watch his soaps and he keeps pushing reaper off only for him to come back. so after awhile he lays back and let’s reaper do his thing, it’s entertaining how desperate he is at least
yes
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Soldier with a relatively short dick. Gabe likes em big because he’s a size queen but he’s also super dick hungry so he makes do anyway and it is an unending source of amusement to 76
Pwease no hamster porn
oh fuck no. absolutely not! no need to worry about that D:
he is delightful and I love him but def not like that
I’ve actually seen a series of czech porn videos with the glory hole establishment you’ve described, it works very well so I’d recommend that as a topic.
yeee I know those vids. they are so so so so so so good and hot *cry*
Cyber you are hitting on all my buttons rn- r76, gloryholes yess 👀👀 Old Man Jack blindfolding Gabe and getting him set up all nice in a stall, ready to service who or whatever gets shoved through. Jack just scratches his scalp, maybe reads a book while Gabe gets used over and over. Totally nonchalant. Comments between customers how messy Gabe is, how much of a slut, getting him riled up from the treatment. Poor Gabe drooling and unable to see just how hard Jack is watching him get debased.
godddd yesssss. beautifullllll. Gabe with nice long hair for pulling and playing :’ ) every now and then Jack will give him something to drink and wipe his face a bit but other than that he’s just an onlooker and occasional commentator
pls consider inexperienced lucio that’s only willing to get fucked with just the tip. if he’s given more than that, the poor guy gets so overwhelmed and squirms away immediately. he’s so inexperienced he doesn’t know how good he’ll feel once he makes it past the initial stretch. maybe one of his partners tries to slip their dick in even further to feel his tightness or maybe lucio gets overeager and fucks himself back on more than he can handle. either way he begins to crave more of that fullnes
nnnnnghhh the boi needs a good good loving dicking. just the tip is sooooo good and hot fffff
Thought of Lúcio, exhausted from fan meet ups, interviews, concerts, so much crammed in his schedule that when he’s finally done, he just goes to Hana and collapses in her lap, head on her knee just silently pleading for some relief. She’s more than happy to oblige of course, she knows how the celebrity life could be. Feeds his praise kink to the high heavens, some tough love by abusing his balls a little, maybe some pegging too to really loosen him up. That’s what best friends are for yo
*praying hands emoji* T.T yes good v good