Hanzo is fully aware of the way McCree stares at him when he eats. The cowboy may have been blackops, but he has a horrible pokerface. But it’s cute, the way McCrees eyes follow his chopsticks to his mouth, bulge when Hanzo swallows, so he decides to entertain him. He starts eating his usual meals slower. He begins to act up, relishing in the flavors. Then he moves to more suggestive foods – soba noodles, agedashi tofu. Things he has to slurp, make noise to eat. 1/

He starts to look forward to meal times more, the exhibitionist in him thrilled at the notion that just a few metres away, McCree is awkwardly concealing his cock while Hanzo noisily slurps at his udon. He wants to see how far he can take this. He eats natto, making a show of tonguing the stringy mess off his chopsticks. He eats spaghetti that Tracer makes for them, wiping marinara sauce off his lips with his fingers. /2

He eats cake, layered in so much cream frosting that it gets in his nose, in his beard, and he makes direct eyecontact with the cowboy when he pushes it into his mouth, muffling a gratuitous groan into the dessert. He hears McCree choke a flustered gasp, before shoving himself loudly away from the table and excusing himself, awkwardly tugging his jeans that tells Hanzo all that he needs to know. He sits back in his chair, smugly dabbing his lips with a napkin. Mealtimes have never been so fun.

oh my goooooooooooooooooooooooooddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssss

this is

EXACTLY 

what I was talking about

fuck

A concept: virgin Reinhardt joining the crusaders and getting taught how to fuck and be fucked by his big and hairy Bara Daddy™️ Balderich. Just imagine Balderich fucking young Rein within an inch of his life and then presenting his own ass right after and telling Rein to show him what he learned…. /bless/

goddddd big hulking virgins are so fucking cute and hot

especially Reinhardt who looks so sweet with his pretty face :’ ) but I think he’d def be super fucked-out and useless after he got mounted and dicked good. no way he could top Balderich after that

Have you ever made your own Reeses?? My fam has a recipe for them like bar style rather than cups and they are gone in minutes. I don’t know what I would do without peanut butter

I never tried, no… I don’t even know if my local store currently has peanut butter and I don’t know if that’s even any good compared to what you could buy in the US :0 but I wouldn’t mind at all if you would share the recipe so I could try one day!