Hey Cyber just a heads up about that last pic of Gabriel and Antonio- looks like that pic was a patreon reward reposted without permission. That tumblr user reposts a lot of stolen artwork or patreon rewards and you may wanna avoid them

oh shit, really? fuck… I didn’t know that 😦 I will avoid them. what a shitty thing to do… I’ll delete the post again in that case. it’s a super bummer though because that pic is absolutely tasty

do you have any McCree and Reinhardt cannons???? I know it’s not really a ship but it could be so wholesome

Everything is a ship tbh. I haven’t thought much about them yet, tho, tru.

I think they would be really cute together. Just two big laid back bois. They probably go camping like a million times a year because they like regaling each other with super fake made-up stories :’ )

Most of the time they probably jerk each other off or give head because they’re too lazy to work up to any of each other’s big dicks haha

They’re very easy-going though… def are swingers because they like watching each other get fucked :’)

They’re both bottom bois probably…

But lucio low key being a magnet for those sorts of people, very dangerous and not interested in talking. Slasher 76, butcher road hog, nevermore reaperLoved getting himself almost split open and fuckin blasted by these people so much bigger and powerful than him

Or !!! Slasher 76 brought into custody is still too dangerous to handle so they send zen in to tire him out. A sexbot to take his energy out on before authorities try and process him properly and Zen gets Wrecked™ (bonus points for officer dva, handling zen when he eventually stumbles out all sensitive and fucked out, then handcuffing 76 whilst there’s a little gap in his stamina)

ooh I really like the sexbot thingy >:3c @robotfvckers 

It’s a bit silly of course, but I still like the thought of Zenyatta being part of the policeforce as a special fucky robo to apprehend the criminals via getting them super exhausted from deep dicking him