Fuuuuck yessss I was a fool. Hana and Lucio working Jack over with such innocent cruelty. Hana makes him sit with his cock out so they can watch it drool and twitch and occasionally snake a hand out to grab him by the thick white pubes and give a mean little pull. Lucio with such sweetly worded insults Jack isn’t sure if he’s being mean or if Lucio is just that innocent. Drives him crazy, makes him hump up into the air while they touch each other coo at him.

which brings us back to DVa forever denying Soldier :’ )

Oh boi nasty old man 76. *sweats* Him hot under the collar as Hana and Genji tease the shit outta him. They aren’t even that into each other but watching Jack squirm when they makeout and the way he turns beet red when they call him lecherous and dirty is just too good. Sometimes they just ignore him to grope and finger one another just to hear him groan like it hurts as he sits there and watches and drools for these two beuatiful young people like the gross old man he his.

yis yis yis I hear you but

we need to exchange Genji with Lúcio or human Zenyatta (or omnic Zenyatta tbh) because Genji is way more dominant and less into innocent play now that he’s an older man

but Lúcio and/or Zenyatta would def be up to getting corrupted by Hana and giving the good soldier some nice necessary blue balls

Gabriel gone a long op where he can’t groom like he wants. Comes back scruffy with long locks and a nice bit of hair downstairs and is extra grumpy about it. Jack out of his gottdang mind with how much seeing Gabriel with fuzz just makes him want to lick and kiss and suck on every inch of hair covered skin. Follows him into the shower when he plans to do away with it all just to worship that fuzzy sac and eat him out. A parting gift to those hairy thighs. ;)

*sssob* yaassss

Gabriel like on the verge of flipping shit because it itches like maaaddd and he could just rub his ass/sac against the corner of a desk like an animal because it drives him mad. but under the water with some nice worhip it’s not that bad anymore :3c

Oh ooooh!!!! But now think of this- I agree that gabe is always the health nut n pretty boy. N while jack was never a health nut he too was a pretty boy. Until he became 76 n is basically an alcoholic hobo on a revenge trip. N now imagine dirty old man jack with his cheap whiskey breath going after healthy super bod gabe~ n we know gabe is a bossy bottom but he also loves jack dirty talking n loves smelling his mix of musk, sweat, cigarettes n booze~ makes him all needy n greedy for more!

yaaassssssssss now y’all are talking my language. V good scenarios with dirty old man 76. v v good. 

Soldier 24 Gabe getting his fat ass worshipped and deep dicked by dirty old man Commando 76 Jack. And when Jack’s done making Gabe’s hole sloppy and gaping, he eats his boy out like a champ. Maybe even kisses him on the mouth after

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Oooo fuck also older s76 and younger Gabriel Reyes, Gabe sitting on Soldier’s face and Jack just being an absolute gross lecher about it while he jacks off. I’m loving this dirty old man stuff I have to say

yis yis yis mmmhhhhhh

what about hana and hanzo both getting fucked by mccree and he’s a total bastard about how slutty and depraved they get for him. he’s got hana laying on top of hanzo and tells them to grind their clits together. mccree keeps being mean to hanzo about his small cock. and poor hana gets bullied too. mccree doesn’t dare touch her pussy but he does rudely stuffs a few fingers in her tight ass. he got plays his sluts like fiddles and lets them debase themselves to get more rough treatment

love it! tho I think while McCree would probs be really good at being mean and/or humiliating, I think he would do it in a loving/fun kinda way. I can’t see him doing it without knowing that his partner enjoys it.

Gabriel would be that friend that tried to get every body to get Brazilians together. One time he took McCree and they ran out of wax. Morrison just laughed at them from the sidelines.

hmm I dunno. I don’t think Gabriel would care much about the bod of another as long as they aren’t stinking to high heavens because McCree hasn’t hit the shower in three days.

he’d keep himself immaculately groomed but he doesn’t care about how others like to keep their bods