To be fair the concept art design for Lúcio does look like he’d be down to fuck

Lúcio def is down to fuck but I feel like he’s more a playful type than a devious one… he likes touching his partners and seeing them and probably talks a whole lot

Has McCree ever tried speaking Japanese before? Was Hanzo impressed or laughing?

hmmmmmmmmmm

I see McCree more as a handy guy (is that the word?) than a linguistics crack. Like he’ll try everything you can do with hands. Maybe even tried sewing/crocheting/knitting under Gabriel?

He probably only knows very basic Japanese words like most people. Hanzo likes how the words sound coming from him; they’re not pronounced correctly but it is endearing to him in a way it is always endearing when you hear heavily accented language

What do you think of the idea of Lúcio having an “afterhours” underground concert? Strip down into revealing outfits, get cameras to display his perky ass all over the screens for the audience to enjoy. Play songs that gets people hot and willing to fuck whoever is rubbing up against them, himself enjoying how quickly it descends into chaos. He does a game where those attending get a number, and through the concert he calls out lucky people to come on stage and fuck him in front of the (1/3)

entire audience. Usually one or two rounds of fun before he goes to the next one, he wants to please people after all. Of course, would also entertain the idea of Akande attending one of the concerts, and Lúcio does have the game rigged as his agents tell him potential numbers that they know he would like. He calls Akande’s number and is almost shocked at this giant of a man coming on stage, even more so at his strength. He gets fucked through several rounds bent over the DJ table with the (2/3)

cameras displaying how well-fucked his hole becomes, dripping with Akande’s cum after he’s finally satisfied and leaves Lúcio a trembling mess on stage. Later on, might get a call from Lúcio, wondering if he would like a more private… concert. (3/3)

this feels kind of like a dystopian future AU with rebel Lúcio in the underground

what’s your opinion on Gabe with a spreader bar and several eggs up his ass?

I like it v v much. Maybe Gabriel with long wavy hair. Such a gorgeous boi, holding still so nicely

I CANT UNREAD CHESTWART I’m imagining all the shimada tiddy bring shimadachestwart what have you done

I love nipple play and teasing but nipple is such a funny word and I laugh every time I see it and can never take it seriously-

maybe think of it that way: in German, a nipple is called ‘chestwart’ (Brustwarze) which is such a horrifically unsexy word, you’ll be super happy to have the cute sounding nipple at your disposal

okay but like jdkyekhdkhsmhd I actually kinda thought Gerard and Gabe being friends was cute but it’s so sad because we all know what happens to him

I knooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwww

I wonder where Amelie was at that point in the time line? I thought she would have been abducted by Talon before everything went shitty *rubs chin*

but ye Gerard is p cute. I like that he’s just as big and boxy as the other guys

My theory about Gabe becoming Reaper to join Talon as a double agent and destroy it from the inside is becoming increasingly believeable with these new lore reveals, and it’s so exciting! …. also. Yummy Blackwatch boys 😍 And beautiful Moira who’s taller than all of them and would be the meanest dom. Hnghnhhhh

I really love Moira… She’s so long and thin and holds herself so well… but ngl when she’s in a shirt and tie I pop a boner so fast

omg, near-feral blackwatch Genji fucking his commander all rough and demanding, and Gabe just lets it happen because it’s the only way to keep him in line

Genji growling the whole way through :’ ))))) he’s been dying to fuck someone and Gabriel’s thighs are so warm and strong nnngh

hhhhhanzo’s tiny dick with long foreskin that covers his tip completely,,, little dick and soft round balls, all of it perfect to play with. Im dying cyber

*kisses fingertips*