Poor janitor McCree! He’s so desperate for a break he calls in his good buddy the mechanic, Gabriel~ “Maybe you can uh fix his heater… And make it last?” “The hell you going on about, didn’t I teach you better?!” “Just please boss, please go and look” Jesse sounds so desperate his old boss just sighs and agrees to go take a look at this “problem” heh heh heh

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YES

Gabriel turns up after a long day of work in an undershirt and greasy, oily pants. He reeks of sweat and looks pretty much murderous and Hanzo’s mouth goes so very dry when he stumbles to the side to let him in.

oohhh ssshhhieeet

Hhnnnnggg minor confession; i desperately love your recent house wife Hanzo musings. It hits so close to one of my own fetishes that ive been scared to explore too much. ((Tmi; It’s dressing in a slutty maid outfit and I’ve been itching to take pics and post lately.)) It’s really really doing it for me to just get to enjoy slutty house wife Hanzo

super glad you enjoy it! one day you can follow your dirty dreams, I’m sure :’ )

About janitor!McCree, I can totally see Hanzo making up really obvious excuses to get him into the apartment. “Oh mister handyman, the sink just wont stop leaking” or “no I have no idea why the heater keeps going out even after its fixed, by the way the hinges on my closet door are squeaky could you come in here and take a look?” and just generally being the most unsubtle person ever

I can def see it go both ways; either Hanzo being very playfully obvious about it or being very scary about it where McCree basically starts sweating the second he recognizes Mr. Shimada’s number on his work phone because he knows the heater is not broken but his dick will be demanded, and Mr. Shimada is so greedy for it he always wonders whether he’ll be allowed to keep it :’ )

Ngl Im a sucker for gladio and omega/omega pairings so those two combined is,,,, so cute

Gladiolus and Hanzo would be so interesting together because of the tension that would arise from their super different partners. like on their own they would probs be kind of mellow and get at it for hours because they’re beefy and exercise as a hobby. but throw in McCree fawning over his Omega while Ignis is very cool and controlled… that brings some interesting dynamics in between Gladiolus and Hanzo

(Mainly Hanzo being a bastard as we all know and gloating at Gladiolus and Gladiolus having a short fuse)