darling, did you see, code vein has been pushed forward to september [a videogame coming out before the announced date not two years later – wow, talk about end of the world stuff] but dark souls combat with anime vampires!!!! and you get to play with co op ai, and some of them are …. i’ll let you see for yourself, are we excited yet, esp as one of the weapons is a tail that lashes out and stabs folk, i can see exactly where you’re going to take it now

ye my brother and me are following all that jazz 🙂 pretty excited for it!

did anyone tell you about the canonical twincest in Dark Souls 3, Prince Lothric is actually two princes, Lothric and Lorian, and Lorian sacrificed his mobility for his brother and their souls are a single unit, in the second stage of the fight Lothric drapes himself over his brother, but their dialogue is SO slashy, I thought you’d like to know, the fanart is sublime

yoooo me and my bro live and breathe Dark Souls basically soooo yaaah I know and it is glorious. 

Utterly friggin glorious. I get chills whenever Lorian crawls out of the shadows x.x and when Lothric resurrects him halfway through hoooly poop.

funny that you should mention brotherly incest tho… *cackles. dives deeper into the sewers*

What abut Sheriff/Cora, she’s soft in ways many of the other girls aren’t, what if Talia gave the sheriff her baby girl because she thought he needed a mate, and so we have cora in her little baby doll nightgowns, playing with the hems, as she waits for her new mate, drugged up on anticipation and plum coloured lipstick, all those lovely soft places and silky stockings, and his big, rough hands.

sooo like Alpha Sheriff needing a mate? :O yes please. Absolutely here for little girl Cora; so soft and plump everywhere. Tits just filling out and looking so ripe beneath her little gown. His hands’ll look so shockingly big when he lets them slide up her legs; has her sit on his lap so he can pet her everywhere.

Cora being positively drugged on all those lovely Alpha pheromones that make her pretty much boneless in his hands. Just mindlessly cooing and holding on to his thick neck