what’s some of ur absolute least favorite tropes/phrases in writing? >:3c

hrrrrmmm *rubs chin* ok so these are when I’m the consumer and not the one writing, because in a commission setting these can change: 

second person/first person view; OCs that get brought in too much; characterxreader stuff, one-two-three-fingers-dick; bigbad top dainty little bottom, kids->domesticity.

phrases… hmmm…

“tongues tangling” “tongues battling” (I’d really love to read a million fics about sensual kissing. like… So Long and GoodNight had a scene about them kissing and I kind of just fucking melted because it was. so. good. fuck.)

“the smaller male” “the bigger male”

“[insert color here] orbs”

in general characters being too careful with each other during the sexy times; too detailed descriptions of the exact position and design of tattoos; too much moaning for no reason in particular -> hand on butt “[character] moans”

ok but. slutty!Gabe you have my attention. just like. gabe getting DP’d by jack and mccree and loving every second of it, loving how mccree’s full of praise and telling him how good he feels, how sweet he is, and tightening up every time jack calls him a filthy whore with a sloppy, greedy hole <3

yahahaaaaasssss

though I can’t decide what I want more; McCree praising Gabriel because he’s a lil Southern sweetheart, or him being the one slut shaming him almost to tears because Gabriel has held his head into the communal toilet about five times last week only.