Breath of the Wild story DLC spoiler below

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BABY SIDON YES????

I was hoping they would show him as a kid but omg he’s so cute??? fuuuuccckkk

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ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME HOLY FUCK

Hinox are just.. hoo boy listen, one of those massive things just grabbing Link like fucking king kong, it knows it can’t fuck him so it lays it’s fat cock on him and more or less jerks off with him. When it’s not doing that it plays with him like a little doll and passes the time either licking him like a lollipop or putting whatever it finds in his ass, might even use him like a coin purse and keep it’s rupees in there

10 outta 10

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y’all understand me T.T y’all getting my drift Q.Q he doesn’t have to put his huge dick into Link, there are so many other ways he could be used

… Link laying rupees like eggs is a surprisingly hot idea tbh…

I also like the thought that for their sheer mass, Hinox’ have a pretty small penis. But compared to other races it’s still massive ofc

Omg i love the idea of Revali humiliating himself while riding Link’s cock. Acting all tough, but inside he’s just dying with shame at letting Link fuck him silly. The worst part is that Links silent the whole time, just looking up at Revali with a confident cocky smirk. The bird never looks at him but he absolutely hates that Link can be so dominant without even speaking. Revali internally just admonishing himself for being so weak and needy for a Hylian’s cock.

yeeesssss

this is 100% canon tbh. 

Maybe when Revali gets a bit weepy on his dick, close to coming, Link becomes super sweet and makes these little soothing sounds that he does when taming wild horses; patting Revali’s thighs, trying to soothe him

and that is even worse

Ah I love the idea of Kass the travelling cockslut! Like fucking a hinox would be super unrealistic but the rest of it is amazing ^_^ Can just picture him swooping down and presenting his feathery butt to the first guy he see’s. I wonder i’f he’d take notes during sex, picking out the best bits for the song he’s gonna write.

I bet his ass is so floofy with soft white feathers T.T I don’t know if he’d manage to jot down stuff while getting dicked, but I think he’d have his mind on it all the time at least

How about A lynel getting kinda infatuated with link, he just loves watching the little hylian running around fighting. Until Link has a go at the Lynel, the lynel eventually wins and decides to drag link back to his cave because he can’t stop himself from doting on link, tending to his wounds and cleaning him. Eventually link just decides to stay and live with the big centaur

I like the thought of a lovesick Lynel just following Link at a certain distance through all of Hyrule. Just watching and being very into the tiny Hylian. Maybe the Lynel got raised by some Hylians or something which is why he has a weird fixation.

I don’t think Link would live with him, he’s just not the type to stay put in one place, but I do like the thought of the Lynel being kinda timid for someone of his race and healing Link when he’s hurt. 

And Link squeezes the Lynel’s huge balls and suckles on his dick as a thank you :’)

Ganon capturing link and Zelda and turning them into his personal pleasure slaves. They’re both dressed in really soft silks that only cover the bare minimum of their bodies to make them presentable. Anytime ganon’s on the thrones they’re chained next to him on leashes, both of them obediantly stroking his legs and smirking down at whatever unfortunate person is in front of ganon. He always uses them together, spreading zelda’s puss on his cock while link licks his ass and balls.

kinda reminds me of that Star Wars scene tbh :’)

but Link licking Ganondorf’s ass while Ganondorf fucks Zelda is… pretty hot tbh… hnnnghhhh