Is it bad that I imagine Kass as being a total cock slut. Like he just loves getting filled with cock and cum so much that he travels around Hyrule wanting to try it all. He absolutely loves the way a Goron cock stretches his ass, the way a Zora can cum for ages and give him a good meal, hylians are so easy to suck and fuck because their cocks slide in so easy, Ruto fuck so fast that he can barely keep up. Thats not even counting the moblins, lizalfos, lynel, bokoblins and hinox out there

I LIKE THAT THOUGHT BECAUSE KASS IS A HUGE GUY AND COULD ACTUALLY TAKE SUCH BIG DICKS

I mean… they’re birbs so their cloaca have to be able to stretch so wide to get the eggies out…

*drags hands down face* Kass traveling Hyrule with a little diary and his instrument. Gonna write about the cock he’s getting and then compose songs for them T_T

tho I’m not sure about him sucking anybody off D: looks scary tbh

him fucking a Hinox, tho???? holy fuck

~~tumblr doesn’t have Hinox gifs wtf~~

Carrying on from the Revali/Link anon. I bet Revali would be the most aggressive power bottom ever. Just bouncing his big festher ass on links dick like a champ, why do you think they call him champion ayy ;) He just spends thr whole time completely humiliating and degrading Link though, making sure link knows just how pathetic revali thinks he is.

The thing is tho… I feel Link has the biggest self confidence ever. So Revali might try to trash talk him, but Link knows exactly that Revali is a fucking slut for dick, and actually he’s probably just slut shaming/humiliating himself with all of that :’ )

ganon-anon again. it’s Gerudo tradition to give an offering to The Sand Goddess in the form of one of their people being dolled up and essentially having an orgasm at the temple’s alter. Imagine Ganondorf getting washed, oiled, his eyeliner’s winged to perfection, he’s got gloss on his bottom lip, and he’s laying on the alter going to town on himself and making a show of it because he’s a slut for exhibitionism even if it’s for a statue

oohhh do they do it at the spot where the eight Goddess statues are placed in a circle?? Ganondorf showing off like a goddamn slut. His body glistening with the oil, fisting his big gorgeous dick and fucking it into his hand… such a pretty man. so handsome, and powerful Q.Q

Can’t help but think about Revali/Link with Revali being so proud and full of himself right up until he sess that hylian dick. He acts like he hates Link fucking him but its the best feeling he’s ever felt

I kinda want to google bird dicks but I don’t know if I’m ready for it yet :’ ) but I can def see Revali talking shit the whole time through the breeding. trying to make sure that Link doesn’t think he enjoys the dicking any more than absolutely necessary. would look super hot when he lifts his tail feathers though; shows off that tiny lil cloaca

My time to shine!! Lol omg Cyber I’ve been sitting on this naughty idea of Link with the Lizalfos mask getting confused for one of them and the males all mounting him and laying eggs in him!! Link has to waddle across Hyrule to find a good place to lay them:D

*drags hands down face* ffffffaaaackkkk

all those long sticky tongues zipping out and tasting his sweat while he gets bred up by one of the bigger blue Lizalfos. Stronger monsters have first dibs of course.

later he’s riding on horseback and creaming his britches because the eggs are pressing against his prostate something fierce.

(he lays them in a hot spring near the fire lands, pats them all a few times, then goes back on his travels)

ok, my friend and I were playing Breath of the Wild, Link’s got the bokoblin mask on because he’s coming up on a pack’s tree fort thing. They’re doing their chatty jumping thing and my friend randomly says “From here it looks like they’re having a orgy lol.. oh shit I look like one I hope they don’t want me in on it.” and I’ve just been thinking about that a lot. I mean.. Link wearing monster masks and accidentally getting caught up in monster’s social gangbangs

that’s such a good idea tho :’ ) social gangbangs for monsters heck yeah. let’s see.. we have Bokoblins, Moblins, Lizalfos, and Linels… All could be super interesting…