*moonwalks in* So Hinoart made a Zora!Gabriel and Link!Jack AU (hinoart,tumblr,com/post/158694944382/i) Considering your great mermaid porn I thought you’d like it. Gabe would totally be a shark but what about Hanzo? My money’s on a sea serpent.

I saw that pic and I’m all fucking over ittttt hhhh ❤ ❤ ❤

so you mean what race Hanzo would be within the Zelda universe? hmmmm my heart says Rito, but my libido says Zora because they got short legs *cackle*

Oh god, the great fairy *fans self* imagine her laying down with her legs spread and Link between them trying his best to please her. He has his entire mouth over just a part of her clit and he’s using both hands to rub it too and she just lays back barely feeling anything (or pretending not to). Maybe Link’s eyes are burning with humiliated tears as he humps his cock against her massive labia, getting off in it

oh man I know… I’m currently doing some post game stuff and getting all the gear I have fully upgraded so I spend a lot of time with the Great Fairies and every time I wonder how I could make some porn with them work because they’re really cool and so very handsy with Link… but I also do have limits to what I enjoy size-difference-wise…

I’ve been watching let’s plays of Breath of the Wild and GODDAMN those Gerudo women. Especially Urbosa! *heart eyes* Rock-hard muscle, massive hips, long legs for days and thick glorious hair. She could break you in half or be a big sweet mama and you’d love it either way.

yaaaaaapppppppppp

haven’t read any Urbosa porn yet but

it def needs to happen

what also needs to happen is Great Fairy porn because hello size difference