Jack tucks the harness + halter away for later, because honestly he had more than a BIT of trouble getting through the shoot too. Everyone wonders how they’re going to top it the next year bc they rly outdid themselves, until they get the idea to give McHanzo Dec & r76 ends up oct. needless to say, the wraith tentacles really push the boundaries of 18+, nvm that Jack is SURE ichabad crane & the horseman didn’t have that kind of relationship.

*lies dead on ground* *outline already drawn*

I would fucking. buy. that. calendar.

Jack’s whole costume thing half-unbuttoned by tentacles; them having slipped into his pants and around his throat… *whimper* dis so gud.

Jack gets his revenge the next year: They get Gabe in full-on reindeer costume, with the world’s tiniest G-string with a fluffy little tail on the end. Jack wrestles him to the ground and gets him tied up in a “harness” with big golden bells on it, and the stupid antler headband is attached to a halter + gag. He’s blindfolded, but the full force of his glare at the camera is obvious. (It doesn’t go unnoticed by anyone that he doesn’t just wraith out of the get up. Jack rewards him handsomely.)

oooooooooooooooohhhhhhhh

… ohhhhhhhhhh…. oh… oh Nonnie. That’s… oh dear… *deep breaths*

you had me at harness, tbh. I just wanna see Gabriel bound and gagged x.x and then the big, meaty bulge of his cock behind the tiny g-string. Like you can hear the fabric beg for mercy basically. Lil plush tail high in the air when he’s on all fours…

fuckkkkk.

HE’S SUCH A GOOD BOY NOT WRAITHING OUT OF IT *claws at face* JACK’LL TREAT HIM TO A NIGHT AT THE PUB WHERE HE’LL LET GABRIEL PLAY WITH ALL THE PATRONS WHILE JACK IS FILMING.

(Gabriel is a narcissist. He’ll want to watch himself being slutty in a smokey backroom)

It’s post-Fall, so the public gets to see the “dangerous vigilante” Soldier 76 tied up all pretty with a big red ribbon to match the blush crawling down his chest. Someone got some of the glitter they use for fake snow and got it in his hair, & there’s a gift tag that may or may not be readable, & may or may not have Gabe’s name on it. (Jack definitely did not know this setup was gonna happen when he agreed to a couples pic for December)

hnnnnghghg I loooove this. They pretty him up and Gabriel is inconspicuously holding his arms in his back so he can’t twist away. to the contrary – he’s pulling his arms up so wide that Jack grimaces and pushes his chest out and it just looks like he’s offering his fucking tits up to the onlooker.

(also I’m sorry but I love blind!76 hc’s so I’m totes going with his misty grey-blue eyes staring unfocused into the distance.)

I’ve lost most of my train of thought on the calendar thing, but whether Torbjorn even remembered the picture was being takenis a mystery, he was so focused. All the other pictures are just this side of indecent, w McCree’s being pretty tame in comparison to say Reinhardt. Rein isn’t even doing anything special, probably just working out, but the outline of his dick is so clear. For Dec, imagine Jack tied up w a ribbon, bow over his junk, glaring at the camera, w Gabe’s hands on his thighs

Reinhardt sitting at a table with a humongous pitcher of good German beer in one hand, laughing uproariously. It’s one of them pics taken from the dead front so you can see the above and below; Above Reinhardt being a cutie and looking happy and biiiig in his tanktop; and below you can see the fucking outline of his dick through the tight shorts he’s wearing. unf.

For Jack… you can’t even see Gabriel’s face because he’s standing behind Jack but you just. You know. You know it’s him. Fingers of one hand digging deep into big thigh muscles; the fingers of the other hand actually playing with the silky tail of the ribbon, threatening to tug it loose any second now.

Jack has one band stretched across his mouth, functioning as a gag and he’s just furiously scowling into the camera with the biggest, prettiest blush on his face.

aaaahhh yeaaaahhh