How do you feel about Mike accidentally ending up watching Chris and Josh and being all conflicted in his pants?

yesss yess. It probably happened at a party with Mike being a little drunk and walking through the wrong door on his search for the bathroom.

He’d first just blink and stare because he can’t comprehend what’s happening and then he’s like “Awww guys what the hell? Emily’s been looking for you and you’re…”

And he’s trailing off, just staring as Chris and Josh frott on the bed; their pants are down only to mid-thigh like they’ve been too impatient to get them off all the way, and he can only see little glimpses of their cocks; Chris’ pink and surprisingly fat, Josh’s light brown and slim; slipping away from their needy, desperate grind against each other to let Mike have a little peek at them.

The worst – best? nono absolute worst – thing is, they aren’t even bothered by him. Josh has the gall to lift his hand and lazily flutter it at him to go away, but he doesn’t dislodge himself from licking into Chris’ mouth and Chris doesn’t seem to mind enough to extract himself, either.

Like Mike is no stranger to sex; he’s had a few lady’s in his apartment; but he’d also never would’ve just kept going if somebody else was to barge in on them. It hadn’t been that good.

And he can’t quite make out what is supposed to be so good about rubbing cocks together, and he figures it probably isn’t that good and Josh and Chris are just freaks (like usual); but he can’t make himself go away. Just stands there and keeps staring, listening to the wet sound of their kissing, interspersed with little, low moans; and then the surprisingly wet sound of their grinding. Little smacking sounds that drive heat into his face.

He doesn’t even realize he’s getting closer to have a better look and when he does, he thinks he just wanted to satiate his curiosity.

The space between their bellies is an absolute mess; sticky with both their pre-cum and the cocks sliding through it. Josh has a dark, surprisingly bushy happy trail and it is smeared with it as well.

He’s just in the process of noticing how their foreskin rolls down every now and then with just the right twist of their hips, exposing glistening dark heady, when he realizes how tight his pants have become.

Which is when Mike hastily retreats because he’s a doofus.

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replied to your post “so I’ve been thinking a bit about watersports and bladder desperation……”

Chris wanting to pee and Josh locking the room just to watch him peeing himself… just sayin…

Josh didn’t take the chance to get ahead of Chris while he fumbled to the side to get something to drink only because he was so focused on how Chris drained the glass in sloppy sips, spilling a little down his chin in his haste to put it back down and shoot the red shell he’d been holding for half a lap and with Daisy’s name on it.

After the race, Josh carefully-casually reached to the side and filled Chris’ glass back up again. His own mouth felt dry with excitement.

.o.

“Dude, wait a sec, I gotta take a leak- Josh!” Chris quickly fell back down on his butt and took the controller back because Josh already queued up the next race, heart thumping.

.o.

He could get away with it exactly three more times before Chris didn’t care about his score anymore and really wanted to get out – only that he couldn’t.

“Why’s it locked? Where’s the key, dude?”

Josh could feel the tips of his ears burning even as he affected cool negligence. He leaned back and shrugged his shoulders, watching how Chris shifted his weight uneasily from one foot to the other. It was giving him excited tingles in his belly and he hoped Chris didn’t see how he loved seeing his friend’s unease.

“No idea. You know my sisters think it’s funny to lock the door on us. Just wait until they get cold feet.”

Chris flushed a little. He looked nervous and unhappy but he nodded and stiffly sat back down. Josh could feel his balls throb as he watched how very carefully Chris sat down.

It only took another fifteen minutes until Chris stood back up again and tried the door once more, frustration in every line of his body.

“Fuck, dude, I gotta piss like a horse,” he whined, hands flexing into fists.

“Sorry, man. That sucks.”

Josh could feel his mouth dropping open a little as he saw Chris honest-to-god reach into his crotch and pressing his hands against his dick like that would make the desperation ease off.

“Come and play. To get your mind off it, okay?” He patted the ground next to him. There was no carpet where they were sitting and Josh wondered whether Chris had even noticed him dragging it and the low table to the side to make more room for them – for what he had planned.

Chris nodded, a fine sheen of perspiration on his upper lip, and sat back down.

He managed another half-hour, knees bouncing increasingly fast, and a little, desperate song whispered under his breath, until he suddenly threw the controller down halfway through the lap they were doing and jumped up.

The door was still locked and Josh watched with wide eyes and mouth hanging open as Chris started banging on it with one hand, while the other one was jammed between his thighs. He looked almost endearingly innocent like that and Josh’s own hand started creeping into his lap, slithering beneath the elastic band of his pants.

“Josh. Josh, I can’t hold it anymore, dude. Fuck.”

“I’m sorry,” Josh said slowly, watching as Chris wiggled from one foot to the other. He was hunched over a little, hands against his abdomen and face red with the strain to hold on. “I don’t have anything for you to…y’know….”

And then, as if he had just thought of it, he quickly got up. “I could give you clothes of mine, you know. You could just… uh… let nature take it’s course and I’d give you some?”

Chris’ face scrunched up in disbelief, the denial obviously on his lips – only that Josh ‘stumbled’ and fell into him, and the sudden shift of attention from holding his bladder to sticking his arms out and catching his best friend, made him loose it after all.

Josh could see the exact moment Chris realized what was happening – the way his face just fell and his eyes went big, mouth dropping open in an ‘o’ of surprise, then closing as he dug his teeth into his lower lip in something that looked surprisingly chagrined and relieved at the same time.

For his part, Josh could only stare as Chris pissed himself; how he even shuffled his feet apart a little bit in order to strengthen his stance as he let go of all the lemonade Josh had been filling him up with. He felt like Chris was even bending a little in his knees for it; almost squatting like a girl as it streamed out of him and formed a quickly growing puddle between his feet.

“Oh god,” Chris groaned half way through, and Josh couldn’t believe how hot all of this was. Couldn’t help but reach for his cock and give it an almost vicious squeeze. “This is so… I’m so fucking sorry, dude,” Chris said – sobbed, and Josh felt a little bad for it, only that he loved seeing this. Seeing how distressed and humiliated Chris was.

He would come clean with his whole plan. Later. Chris would understand it. Maybe even like it? But for the time being…

“No problem, Cochise…” he whispered, fingers jerking his cock, and coming as he saw how Chris noticed and understanding filled his face.

Even if you don’t I am still extremely grateful. It’s amazing and I love, thank you so much

Chris still couldn’t believe Josh was actually doing it. He felt sick with excitement and something more spicy that he realized was jealousy. He stood, sweaty hand nervously patting Nico’s flank as he stared at Josh crouching beneath the horse’s belly.

The animal was standing still willingly enough. He’d turned his head in curiosity when Josh had gingerly started touching the warm, naked sheath, but had turned away after a few seconds of consideration. He started nosing through the hay, then lifted his head and just stood there while he got molested by eager, trembling boy fingers.

Chris’ mouth fell open at the sight of Josh’s hands gently closing around Nico’s balls. They looked obscene and swollen like grapefruits. Josh was running a constant commentary – his eyes had that glazed look that told him that his friend had no idea he even was babbling.

“His skin is so soft and warm, Chris. Fuck.”

He weight them and squeezed them a little, moving them in the brown skin until the horse huffed and made a curious motion with his hips – kind of like bearing down on something, before he stood still again – hind legs maybe planted a little farther apart than before.

Chris wondered if Nico would even react to their clumsy fondling – part of him kind of hoped for it – but then Josh’s hoarse, excited voice told him that something was happening, and fuck he could see it. That strange flat head emerging from the sheath – slow but in a steady, liquid motion. It was drooping down for the moment, tapping Josh accidentally on the nose in one of the most ridiculous gestures Chris had ever seen. 

And then, right before his wondering eyes, Josh darted in for a kiss – a little peck, right on the tip, while his trembling hands closed around the shaft. Chris’ mouth dropped open as he watched.

“Salty,” Josh murmured and Chris could see the tips of his ears starting to burn hot red. He could just stand and watch as Josh started exploring – hands clumsily jerking the thick shaft, face looking strangely dreamy and focused at the same time as he rubbed the horse dick across his cheeks and mouth. His tongue was darting out every so often – taking a taste from the large hole in the tip.

“Fuck, dude” Chris suddenly burst out, startling himself just as much as the horse which jerked and turned his head, regarding him with solemn, dark eyes. He looked so calm. Positively zen – and Chris dumbly wondered what the fuck he’d thought an aroused horse would look like.

The large cock was no longer drooping as much. It was pointing right at Josh’s face. His balls looked tighter than before. Riper. Ready – and Chris couldn’t wait to witness the culmination of Josh’s clumsy tonguing and rubbing. See thick horse cum slop out and splash in heavy streaks across his friend’s cheeks.

He couldn’t wait to be the one sitting beneath Nico next time they stole out.

Chris going back down in to the caves because he refuses to believe Josh is gone. Finding him down there, feasting on the firemen and taking him back to the cabin he’s rented up there and Josh doesn’t really care about anything except Josh and claiming him and making the other his, in every way.

Chris felt like puking; has felt like it for years, it seemed. Since splitting off the terrified gaggle of his friends and watching through the trees as the helicopter daintily landed and they were ushered inside by two concerned pilots.

Something inside him had been screaming what the fuck are you doing, dipshit??? what the fuck is your deal? all the way stumbling down into the caves. The same – sane – part that had tried taking over every time he stumbled and fell and the flare of pain from ripping his hands open was so startling and clear that he had to remain there on his hands and knees a few minutes and just pant through it.

Nothing had been able to keep him away from the mines, though. Not the sane part of him coming up with all the right reasons why it was suicide to go back down – and not the sight of Josh crouching in the murky darkness and ripping the flesh from a human head. Because there was no mistaking it. There was no lying to himself as to what Josh was doing with an impressive and gruesome set of teeth that hadn’t been there a few hours ago.

And still he’d pushed on. Had watched his hand lift as if he were someone sitting in the movies, watching someone else do the stupid thing. The moronic thing.

Josh had turned from him with a sudden, vicious snarl, bending lower over the head (and now Chris could see that it was the mangled remains of the old crazy bastard. The one that had tried to save all their bacon) like an animal afraid of getting its food ripped away under its nose.

“Come,” Chris said as if through a mouth of cotton. “Come. Josh.”

And Josh had come. After a last, departing bite into the lifeless cheek, he’d turned and stared at Chris’ hand and had debated for a second whether to grab those fingers or bite them off. He had taken it. And he had been coming – docile-as-you-please.

Chris felt like falling to his knees and retching. Like getting out all that was currently churning and cramping in his belly – although he had no idea whatever that could be. He couldn’t recall what, or even when, he’d last ate something.

The remains of the lodge, when they came to it, had stopped burning. The rooms further back were, astonishingly enough, still untouched.

Chris didn’t even realize how macabre it was to have brought Josh into Hanna’s room, but it had been the closest and Chris needed to sit down. He needed to let go of Josh’s dirty, grimy hand and sit down, and have a good old-fashioned break-down.

It never came, though. He just sat there on the bed, chest heaving and slowly evening out, watching Josh crawl through the room and sniff at a little heap of clothes lying next to Hanna’s desk chair.

Chris took off his glasses and absentmindedly started cleaning them with the edge of his shirt, even though one of the lenses was cracked and he only made it worse.

He dimly started to wonder where his friends were now. Were they already back home? Did they already have had time to shower and change their bloody, ripped clothes? He had no idea how much time had passed by as he had stumbled through the mines on the mad search for his even madder friend.

Then, there were no thoughts at all because Josh suddenly turned towards him as if startled into remembering that he wasn’t alone.

His eyes were big and luminescent and so comfortingly human, Chris didn’t even think about running away – not even when Josh started in on him. Sinuously crawling and still gazing at him with those always-tired-looking eyes, hypnotizing him like a snake. Captivating his gaze and not letting Chris stare at the gash in his cheek and the sharp, monstrous teeth protruding from it.

Or maybe it was Chris himself deluding himself?

It was definitely Chris who didn’t protest when Josh pushed him back onto the bed. Chris just fucking going along when Josh started to impatiently push and rip at his clothes. Helpfully dragged layers of shirts up from his soft belly; exposing all this skin and fat to a creature he’d watched…

His mind shied away from the image. He just pulled it up farther, small tan nipples puckering up in the cold air of the room. His eyes were squeezed shut, fingers clamped around the thick roll of garment he had gathered up in order to expose himself to Josh’s insistent snuffling; and now his tongue. Warm and wet and embarrassingly curious as it licked at his navel and wriggled inside as far as it could; then dragged across his chest with the occasional dip into his arm pits.

“Oh god,” Chris whispered, eyes opening and staring at the ceiling. “Oh shit.”

He could hear ripping and feel the warm puffs of Josh’s growled frustration as he tried squirming out of the overall. The one he used to play a cruel prank on all of them.

And maybe it was that thought that made Chris startle part-way out of his complacency – made him squirm and start to put up a fight. But of course by then it was too late. Had been too late for him for a long time now.

There was no going back on it; no excuse me I have made a terrible mistake. No Yo can I reload a safegame? There was only Josh’s warm breath, wet with excitement, puffing against the furry skin beneath Chris’ belly button.

There were teeth pressing against the soft bulge of his cock. He could feel them even through the thick layer of jeans. They were hard and sharp and terrifying – and enough to get a rise out of him. He could feel blood heating his cheeks in shame and rushing down to start filling his dick.

He wanted to reach down and take hold of Josh’s hair – to pull him up and away from his crotch. But he couldn’t bring himself to move. Just kept lying there and obediently held his clothes up like a little boy.

Josh didn’t bother trying to unbutton the garment, but figured out how to work the zipper, surprisingly enough.

And then there was a face nuzzling into the warm, cotton-filled space between. Chris could feel Josh searching. Could feel his growls of frustration rippling along his dick and making it jerk into hardness instead of softening it up in fear. He could feel the insistent bump of his best friend’s nose as he eagerly snuffled into the warm, spicy scent of Chris’ crotch, and he could only whimper in reply and mortification.

It didn’t need much help. Josh’s insistence and his own dick made it all to easy for it to finally find the hole and slip out of it, rubbing along Josh’s soft jaw (because he never had been able to grow any significant amount of facial hair), and then getting smothered with a warm, eager tongue that was just as unafraid to explore here as it had been licking and tasting the rest of him.

Maybe even more eager?

Chris lay there, panting up at the ceiling, toes curling in his boots as he felt Josh lick long, patient stripes along the underside of his traitorous dick.

His belly was already rippling and warm, and he couldn’t help but bark out a pathetic, shrill burst of giggles as he thought about how he was already about to shoot. How this was the first time he felt a tongue at his dick, and he was about to fulfill every damn cliche in the virgin book.

Josh’s spit felt strange on his skin. It was still wet on his body where he had inspected him, and it was sticky.

When he chanced a glance down, he was transfixed by the sight of Josh’s dark head bend over his dick. How startling his pink cock looked big and hard next to Josh’s face. How long and positively serpentine Josh’s tongue had become, strands of sticky saliva connecting it to the flushed head of Chris’ gently bobbing cock.

As he watched, said cock jerked in excitement which he could feel bubble and spike through his lower belly, and dipped against Josh’s cheek right above the terrifying gaggle of teeth. Josh closed his eye on that side part-way, but didn’t seem to mind getting smeared with spit and pre-cum.

In fact, he leaned down and started nuzzling Chris’ cock. Pressed it up and against his belly, so he could smear it all over his face, and not even the uncomfortable bite of his awkwardly still-closed jeans could make him soft.

He let his head fall back down onto the pink duvet of Hanna’s bed and clenched his eyes shut, praying to nobody in particular about nothing in particular. Just murmuring pleases and don’t make mes and not like thiss even though his hips had started to curl on their own – gently, almost timidly fucking up against the press and drag of Josh’s tongue that has now started up the infernal licking again.

His balls felt too full and too big in the warm nest of his underwear and for a moment he wished Josh would go back to exploring. Would not stand still until he had managed to get the sinful twist of his sticky tongue against the vulnerably orbs of Chris’ testicles.

It was the sudden clarity of the thought that made him jerk his hips artlessly one last time and had the muscles of his lower belly clench in orgasm – the mental picture of how good it would be to look down and see Josh – feral and monstrous – with one of Chris’ full, tight balls in his mouth.

He couldn’t even cry out. Just whimpered a soft slew of ngh ngh nnnnh as thick ropes of cum splashed against his belly and got lapped up immediately by Josh’s interested, inquisitive tongue.

Chris lay there and stared up at the dark ceiling. He could see some of the paper butterflies that Hanna had hung down from strings, and wondered whether he could hear a helicopter in the distance or whether it was just his imagination.

He didn’t know how much time had passed. Being near Josh made him kind of stupid. Always had.

“Come onnnnnn….” Josh was trying so hard to whisper and not alert the other Washingtons rummaging around the big house, minding their own business. His voice was high and thready with strain, vibrating on the n because he wouldn’t stop bouncing in his frustrated arousal.

When Chris did nothing but put his arms up and behind his head, still just watching and letting Josh use his cock, Josh let his head fall back with a drawn out groan and rested for a while, getting his breath back as much as possible when Chris’ dick was just there. Just deep within him, stretching his walls and making him feel like his belly should be bulging with how well it filled him.

“Chris,” he whined when Chris finally couldn’t feel his heartbeat pounding around his cock rabbit fast. He wasn’t particularly quiet anymore but Chris wouldn’t say a thing. Josh simply was a loud thing in bed – just as he was anywhere else – and he forgot so quickly when he was sitting on a juicy cock and trying his best to get off when Chris was lying there like a lazy piece of shit, not doing anything but ogling his body. The way his dark nipples became tight little peaks, begging to be tugged on; or how his dick bounced, slapping against Chris’ pudgy belly and smearing pre-cum in the light hair there.

“Nah-ah,” Chris sing-songed and took his arms from behind his head. He reached for Josh’s skinny chest and smiled when his friend eagerly tilted into it, mouth falling open as he felt Chris’ big hands frame his rib cage so he could better thumb his sensitive nipples.

Chris smirked when Josh’s dick gave a jerk, dribbling out a new thin string of pre-cum. 

“Say it,” he prompted. Josh’s legs were shaking something fierce and Chris was reasonably sure he was on the end of his tether – no longer able to properly move and just sitting on the big cock lodged deep and intimate and probably snuggled up right to his prostate.

Josh shook his head, dark, messy hair flying and face getting dark with stubbornness. Chris hummed and let one hand fall down, carefully circling Josh’s cock with his fingers – just holding it in a loose grip while he started tugging on Josh’s nipple.

“Say it~~~”

Josh only let out a pitiful sob and threw one arm up to place across his eyes. The corners of his expressive mouth trembling and turning down as he bit his lip. Chris waited patiently. He was used to Josh’s theatrics and stalling tactics.

He simply hummed and waited – playing with his best friend’s body as he did so. He let his hand fall away from Josh’s gorgeous, little tits so he could reach behind him, patting his rump lovingly before slowly sliding fingers between his cheeks.

It was warm and damp there, and the rim of his hole quivered at the light brush of fingertips. Josh let out an explosive, low groan, then seemed to remember himself and let his arm drop so he could press it against his mouth before he could utter any words. Because Josh fucking loved talking through sex. Loved telling Chris in lurid detail about how much his poor hole burned trying to open up for “your fat dick, cochise. God, I love your cock so much. I could never be angry with you because I want to always be friends with your big fucking dick.”

Chris just grinned at him. His glasses were askew and fogged up but Josh liked fucking him when he wore them so they stayed. It only added to the little fantasy, Chris supposed, as he tapped a broad fingertip against the stretched muscle he found, the other hand idly playing with Josh’s dark foreskin.

“Say it, baby boy,” he prompted softly. “Say it real quiet. Nobody’ll need to hear, right? You can whisper it right in my ear and I’ll give you everything you need. Breed up your pretty cunt just like you want me to.”

He rubbed more insistently now; partly to tease himself, partly to make Josh think he was trying to fit it inside him as well; stretch him even wider than he already was.

Josh sobbed and shook his head wildly, one hand shooting down and behind, long, skinny fingers curling around Chris’ wrist, even as he tipped down and plastered himself as much as he could across his friend’s chest. It wasn’t the most comfortable of positions, since Josh was a bony mother fucker, but he adored the way he tucked his face against Chris’ throat and pretended to be a sweet, little boy.

Pretended as if he were much younger than Chris.

“Please daddy?” he cooed, fingers slowly letting go of Chris’ wrist as he was reasonably sure he wouldn’t try to finger him. “Gonna be your good boy.”

Chris groaned, hips finally flexing up and into the warm clutch of Josh’s body.

Fuuuck. I know you’ll be, baby boy. Daddy’s good little slut.”