for example: personal head canon that brian is super into pup play stuff (if, when he accidentally throws a frisbee at your head, you respond with “I’ll make sure to catch it with my teeth next time,” you get the good eggplant Boner response from him. He especially loves talking about dogs) though I haven’t decided if he prefers to be the pup or the master. I’m also certain that he’d love smothering his partners face with his fat, frizzy ass.

Brian smothering people beneath his fat ass T.T yes

to be honest, i feel like the way that Brian’s route was written is more ruined by the protagdad’s competitiveness than Brian’s. I read Brian as being someone who is genuinely proud of his 10 year old daughter, and Dad decided to try fight back. It’s a shame, because his route does suffer for it (the last date in particular) though his second date is pretty cute still. Anyway, Brian is also definitely into some good nasty stuff, and he probably smells amazingly musky

ye man, I hear you. I should try and play through his route, but I even stopped playing Mat halfway through 2nd date because he simply didn’t interest me x.x so I dunno if I can get up the energy for him aölkfjaösdlkf

do you have any headcanons/ideas for dream daddy brian? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

not yet because I haven’t played his route T.T it’s actually super sad because when the game was announced I was suuuuuuper into him and wanted to romance the fuck out of him, but then they gave him this weird competitive quirk thing and I’m like : / 

so I actually don’t know much about his personality other than he’s got that thing going on. And his daughter is super duper cute and I love her too dang much

Pls be my friend that one breastfeeding post got me so good like omg like goddamn robert and i can totally see mary just cooing and running her fingers through his hair to maybe actually groom it for once like she did with her kids o hgod im in too deep send help im drOWNING

Mary is such a sarcastic bitch but when she gets to breastfeed her boys she becomes super motherly and sweet. Except for when they wanna try and start shit with her ofc :’ )

When Robert is good and down in his milkcoma he’ll usually try and crawl into her lap which she has to put an end to because he’s a grown ass man and will squash her. Also he can’t properly reach her tits like that. Gets him super whiney and needy tho when he doesn’t get what he wants. A hand on his cock or a finger in his ass will shut him up real quick tho. he’s always a slut