I’m also surprised that nobody has slipped into my inbox with filthy Deadpool headcanons yet. V surprised. And a little disappointed, ngl. Not even gonna lie.
I mean…. there’s a candy ring that’s been implied to have been in an ass. if you hadn’t thought about Vanessa finding out by getting down and ready to rim Wade, I don’t even know what to say anymore. I don’t even.
they absolutely should! I was thinking about that while they were fighting. He was so shyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ommmmggg
Yo. Deadpool is happening :p v curious.
yooo Deadpool spoilers beneath the cut
sssssooooo… it was okay? like there were def funny bits in it but also a loooot of stuff where I could almost not look at the screen because yuck.
All the ladies can get it. Like just all of them. I have no idea what the bad lady’s name was (for that matter, I don’t know what the steel dude’s name was? it was never said? but he can get it because he’s cute and has an accent.) I wanted soooo much more of Negasonic. Like just her being badass and exploding all over the place :O
so my biggest beef with the movie is that… he… doesn’t… look as horrible as everybody makes it out to be? he looks barely different than he did before the procedure? I’m really not kinda sure what everybody’s deal is tbh.
on another happier note: I like how he’s naked so often lol. I don’t like Ryan Reynold’s face but he has an awwweeeesome body. And seeing him being tense and all his veins stand out as he got pegged was my personal highlight lol (other than all the fantastic ladies mmmmhhh)
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