For some reason, between two superhuman (kinda) people like Soldier 76 and Reaper, i can only imagine the sex scene in Twilight with the broken bedpost and the town pillows. Gabe coming out of the bedroom with splinters on his hand and Jack with feathers between his front teeth. And on the bedroom next door, there’s a crack that starts to form from the bed’s force against the wall. oh what the fuck *whisper*
