I’m Australian and that map feels like home. I don’t know why, but I wanna lay down in the sun and take a nap, to explore the place and sing to the plants?? I dunno I’ve never been to a place like that but it feels familiar

The outside def looks like a gorgeous German village you could fine anywhere in the little more rural spots. The inside of the castle absolutely reminds me of a dungeon in WoW on the other hand lol

So both sides feel v familiar to me

Im annoyed. Yhis one person bashed pretty much all the same sex ship in the OW fandom, and replaced them with straight ships. And all the straight ship had the same problem that they complained about with the same sex ships????

*rubs chin* my sage advice on this pressing matter would be…

idiots will be idiots. Nothing to be gained in being annoyed by them. block the person and enjoy the ships you like.

I just want some more poly reyes/mccree/morrison in my life cri do you have any fics/recs/artists for me dude?

I doooon’t unfortunately 😦 I’m so picky about stuff like that because I don’t like the whole confusion trope where they pine and think the other is only having eyes for the one and not for them and ugh… I dun like x.x

Psssssst dont think about Naga dragon Hanzo producing and laying thise large, pearlest eggs. He most fertainly doesnt make money for overwatch and himself by selling them nope

:O are we talking like WoW Naga? Like Hanzo with a thick serpent-like tail-y lower body? very intriguing… and egg selling you say *rubs hands*

McCree is after the balls more than anyone true story

Once Overwatch gets reinstated Morrison films himself fucking Jesse and send it to Reyes. Reaper loses it when he hears. “Who do you belong to? Who’s do you want?” And McCree is so much older but still sounds so vulrable when he says “You, daddy…”

OOO but one time on film Jesse is crying for Gabe, a sweet little whore, and Morrison pans the camera up to his own face. “He misses you~ Little slut wants both of us in the same hole, do you?~” and Jesse sounds so wrecked. “Yes god fuck yes please!”

gooood this is beautiful. McCree calling anyone daddy is pretty much my jam but then he’s MISSING HIS OTHER DADDY AND IS SO DISTRAUGHT. love itttt

mmmmmMMMMM BOI WAIT A MINUTE. So Angela made Genji’s robopuss, yeah? So she had to adjust the sensitivity. And recalibrate once a week and after every rough fuck. So she holds a vibrator against the sythetic clit and watches Genjis reactions (tbc)

As a measure of sensitivity. Sometimes she makes him come multiple times “just to be sure”. And maybe she “accidentally” got the instructions on how to change the settings in everyones test results. So anyone can control the robopuss if they can (tbc

Get close enough. And Hanzo loves it because he can make Genji squirm all day from just breatging and sitting down, let alone being a ninja. But behind the scenes he keeps it low so Genji cant come. And others just swipe the settings up and down (tbc

To fuck with him amd make him squirm. Hjs master is especially cruel. Calls it training. McCree has him on high all day and mills him for orgasms at max sensitivity. McCree’s not haply unless Genji comes at LEAST 5 times

I loooove Genji’s robo puss I can’t even x.x and he can sound so sweet when he’s distressed. fucking gorgeous robo voice. all for this 😀

Jesse getting publically punished is my jam. But only Reyes can hurt him. Anybody else looks at his sideways and they get a snapped neck. And Jesse gets hard when Reyes gets REALLY mad bc now hes got a pain kink after the last few punishments whoops

YOU KNOW IT. Reyes doesn’t let anybody touch what is his.

McCree thinks he’s gotten the jackpot but in reality he’s fucked either way.

Okay but as someone who has never come before; pent up Junkrat. Like, he cant come by touching himself so it just malks him frustrated when he jacks it. It becomes a thing on base. “Whoever gives jr his first orgasm has to take pics of his face”

Junkrat has no fucking clue how his equipment works and is too impatient to figure it out. He gets so whimpery when another shows him exactly how it works; just twitchy, coltish hips and his peg leg jerking until the person takes it off of him.

I just have the firm believe that Junkrat becomes very quiet and shy during sexy times. Like just… staring and little confused, overwhelmed noises.

Unf. I can imagine just just babbling “fucking crush me oh god I don’t need air I need daT ASS.” And Gabriel is just all shy and doesn’t want to hust Jack but if he keeps begging he might just have to~

you knoooow it x3 one of these days Gabriel will just have had enough with Jack’s whining and tackles him to the ground after training to smother him in his sweaty fat ass 😀

Okay but back to the virgin boys. Like. They both realise they love dick so much. And one day they walk in on Roadhog jacking it and just. Starry eyed wonder. And Roadie doesn’t want to hurt them considering that one or two of his fingers is the size of a phd (pretty huge dick) but then the boys are damn near breaking their jaws trying to suck him off, and a few moments later they’re riding a finger or two each and stuffing their faces

And then Lucio and Junkrat are trying to stretch each other out to get that phd inside them but they can only get ¾ of the head (I mean, it’s huge like not normal. Radiation is good for something, at least) And they cry and mewl like kittens and Roadhog takes his mask off so he can get a good look at their ruined holes and they’re GAPING. And he goes to everyone else, worrying at his lip with his tusk teeth and going “Help they sin too much for me and I’m worried they’ll hurt themselves.”

I’m v much into Lúcio and Junkrat being a total menace and crawling through the base looking for cock when they aren’t running around giggling and blowing shit up (Junkrat) and mending booboos (Lúcio).

So like them sitting like squirrels on the other side of the room and staring hungrily at Roadhog jacking it is a+++++++.

Roadhog just stares at them, making sure they keep their fucking distance because they’re horrible and would definitely hurt themselves.

(He does beckon them closer when he’s about to nut off, though. Get them sticky with thick splashes of cum right into their eagerly opened mouths.)