Tag: farting tw

Thinking about how lynels are probably really nasty. They just stink of musk and fur. Their crotches reek of piss and old cum, their ass just smells plain nasty and you know they fart like crazy. Can just imagine link pressing his face up in that nasty centaur ass and grtting a face full of gas while he eats out the Lynels hole. Jacking himself off the whole time, because behind his stoic knightly demeneour Link is just Nasty.

*clenches fist* *lays this quickly out in the open*

Oh no no no I’m saying I think roadhog would probably just go with whatever foods McCree slipped in since it’d be McCree dealing with it later, I didn’t even think about the feeding kink aspect it’s not something I really know anything of lol

aaaah I see I see! tho it really wouldn’t have been a problem if it were for feeding purposes. it’s not my kink but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad kink  or anything 🙂 

but yes, I understand now xD

I hope that one anon doesn’t find me rude asking, but why wouldn’t roadie go ahead and eat the particularly gassy foods being given to him,? If he already planned to sit on the little pigs face for hours why not make it all the more worth his while? (Also little by the by if your into consensual forcing someone to take it i don’t think he’d be able to get out from under that’s hogs ass for by any shot)

for me personally I also think Hog would just eat whatever he wants and doesn’t need to be added particular food.

Some people do have that feeding kink though, maybe that was why the anon mentioned it that particular way^^ which is fine, I myself just don’t have that kink

I don’t really get it personally and in fiction or theory for some reason I only kinda get it if it were female I don’t know why but anyhow, so we know you like Dva76 76 permanently on his knees and desperate but, if you were to add a certain gas kink we’ve discovered about you recently, how desperate do you think 76 truly is for Anything from her

a certain gas kink y’all discovered about me :’))))) drag me plz

fuck tho… I mean..*sweats profusely* *nervously dabs at forehead* you know 76 is a pervy old man desperate for DVa… and DVa’s fav thing is to degrade him, so… *drags hands down face*

okay I know this probably isn’t the place to vent but my BF found a bunch of OW fart fanfictions and I don’t really know how to tell him that I’m into it. Aaaaaaaah

wait there’s a bunch of fart fanfics out there and I don’t know?

hm hm hm I dunno, friend. maybe be like ‘I like it in fiction, it’s a nice humiliation kink’ or something? (… and if you like it RL as well, just wait how he reacts to that to maybe explain a bit more lol)

but honestly, if you don’t want to explain, you don’t have to explain. simple as that. Just because he’s your partner doesn’t mean you have to be accountable for everything towards him. 

In any case it should ABSOLUTELY be NO PROBLEM and should not change his view of you. If it does, something is seriously wrong with him.

It is just a kink. just because you enjoy it doesn’t mean you two have to indulge in it/talk about it/whatever. your relationship has worked before he knew that about you, and it should absolutely work afterwards as well.

bottom line: you should not be ashamed of what you like. you can be shy, maybe embarrassed, but definitely not ashamed.

That fart kink ask honestly made me gasp out loud its such a good kink and I’m shameless and its the ONE kink I’m embarrassed about but I don’t wanna let the embarrassment hold me back

Anonymous said: “

Alpha Reinhardt being super tender and caring with omega roadhog. Leaving gifts outside his nest, making personalised blankets and dildos for Roadie to use, even one thats a little hammer to remind him of Daddy Rein. After a while roadie lets hi softly eat hit ass but nothing more not yet. Rein doesn’t care though he loves the feeling of the big hog just farting in his face and getting his lips on his sloopy hog hole.

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Anonymous said: “

Pig Brian getting egged but never realising it, cryptids, monsters and more are fucking him almost as much as the other dads are but he just never realises. The eggs just slide into him so easily that everytime he bends over some creature takes the invitation to just fill him up. When it comes ready to birth them he just thinks he’s getting exrra gassy. So he just crouches down in the garden and farts out eggs to his hearts content.

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Anonymous said: “

Carrying on the fart love! Pig Mccree eating Roadhogs ass and squealing in happiness everytime some gas gets released. he actively hides gassy food in Roadhogs meals when he isn’t looking, although Roadhog always cstches him and puts it in mccrees meals instead. Roadhogs gasy enough without needing help, some times he just sits on Mccrees head for hours just farting and enjoying the feeling of mccree licking at his hole and groaning in need.

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*places them all here and runs away* 

I can’t.. I’m a poser… I’m too flustered 

I still love it