I knooow I love both scenarios. but there def is something to be said about canonically full-of-himself Hanzo being so hot for his own bod even though he has a smol pathetic dick :’ )
Full-of-himself Hanzo who loves how small his dick is 🤔 rubs it against McCree’s face and ask if he wants to suckle on a cute little treat
He loves how easily his little cocklet fits in panties and how it stays completely covered even when he’s hard