Tag: I hope you weren’t hoping for something more sexy and really just my head canon on that subject

odd question: If rude!derek doesnt usually bathe properly, in your opinion, does he skip other hygienic routines that his werewolf genes help with?(ie: not washing hands because he cant get sick) does he have a personal limit to how filthy/smelly he will let himself get before he washes off a little bit of it?

hmmm well I feel like he does shower p regularly, just not obsessively? Like he showers in the mornings but wouldn’t bother to do it again that day after having a long, sweaty run. He probably doesn’t wash his hands after using the toilet more than he remembers to do it. It’s not that he actively does these things for the purpose of being dirty, but more that he doesn’t really mind it one way or another

also, (warning for grossness) I am a real big stickler for hygiene in RL and can absolutely not deal with body odor or something like that because I have a v sensitive gag reflex. So rude!Derek is me basically liking a little ‘wildness’ in the fictitious, but even there I can’t let it go too far. Like if I imagine him having dickcheese because he’s not properly washing his cock, I get genuinely nauseous xD