it’s a fairly realistic bunny tail that’s not just a round fluffy ball but an actual little tail that tickles the small of his back the whole damn time. When he’s done with the show he storms backstage, throws everybody in his way to the side and hastily retreats to his private room where he very inelegantly humps back against the door so he can nudge the plug where he needs it the most.

He comes into his little hotpants and it feels just too good.