Jack tucks the harness + halter away for later, because honestly he had more than a BIT of trouble getting through the shoot too. Everyone wonders how they’re going to top it the next year bc they rly outdid themselves, until they get the idea to give McHanzo Dec & r76 ends up oct. needless to say, the wraith tentacles really push the boundaries of 18+, nvm that Jack is SURE ichabad crane & the horseman didn’t have that kind of relationship.

*lies dead on ground* *outline already drawn*

I would fucking. buy. that. calendar.

Jack’s whole costume thing half-unbuttoned by tentacles; them having slipped into his pants and around his throat… *whimper* dis so gud.