what if the Shimadas have to make contracts with the dragons to control them, which involves getting fucked annually and bred for their eggs. The first time Hanzo learns this is through watching his father get fucked, trying to remain cool and aloof even while he’s getting wrecked. Then when Hanzo’s been ‘trained’ to take dragon dick, he’s put in front of the elders and guards to be mounted the first time.

I am… I am very interested in daddy Shimada getting fucked and trying to be aloof while it’s happening *eyezooms* 

very very interested

The Zenyatta reblog reminded me of something I read on the Dreamwidth kinkmeme where it was talked about Zenyatta having robodick and robopuss and someone was like WHAT IF ZENYATTA ORIGINALLY WAS BUILT AS A PLEASURE BOT AND JUST FOUND HIS TRUE CALLING SOMEWHERE ELSE SO HE TOOK OFF HIS OUTER CHASSIS

and I was like

…. this is brilliant???????????

Like this can go so many ways? Happy go lucky Zenyatta finding tranquility in giving his team mates pleasure/meditating by giving himself pleasure

but also *shifty as fuck eyes* hurt/comfort with Zenyatta being kind of afraid of his old functions because people were really just using him as a thing to get off on? Like… like… I’m basically thinking of Omnic sexual abuse tbh *flies into the sun thinking about Genji helping his master*