What if for every birthday hanzo and mccree have they get each other increasingly sexual and ‘kinky’ gifts. Like, it starts with a buttplug, then a vibratior, then a leash or something. But then one year mccree buys a fucking machine, and using all their other gifts, he ties hanzo up and fucks him nice and slow for hours, watching him from a chair in their room that hanzo can only just see out the corner of his eye. And mccree just waits for hanzo to break and collapse on the bed in tears

those old kinky fuckers