buggirl: This palm is called the Devil’s Penis. Shhhhh…I wasn’t the one who named it. Jatun Sacha, Ecuador
shiraae: highkey i want a teacher like zenyatta too!! mega highkey i want a FRIEND like zenyatta,,, heals and helps you with laughter and jokes. Amazing. bless zenyatta heavily inspired by this tweet!!
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: samdirector24: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: dannyelling: writing-prompt-s: You realize you’ve misheard your daughter. There’s actually a mobster under her bed. BADA BING BADA BOOM I’M SLEEPIN HERE (Turns on nightlight) Voice from Under Bed: Eeeyyyyyyy pally what’s da big idea (Parent looking around room) Voice from under bed: “Fuggedabout it” “You didn’t see nothin’“
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