Tag: overwatch headcanon

Pharah, who probably taught D.Va all about blue balling guys, lying at a pool in a slightly too small swimsuit, and knows exactly what she’s doing when the guys stare at her pouty cunt so v deliciously outlined by the thin material.

Consider this concept though:

Some of the team making an evening stroll around the base in fall/winter and seeing Hanzo sitting on the rooftop, a large blanket around his shoulders and his usual stoic, far away expression on his face. They might wave at him and he might nod back regally but all in all they move on because he looks just moody enough to not be fun tonight.

Little do they know that right at that moment there’s a tuckered out McCree hiding beneath the blanket and getting his evening milkies from Hanzo’s tiddy because it’s been a rough day and it calms the both of them.

Thank you.