Tag: overwatch headcanons

Slutty Hanzo HCS

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i’ll just name a few that are my fave:

♡ hanzo always initiating sex first and he’ll be all shy/quiet and blushing but really determined (aka rips opens mccrees shirt)

♡ he needs to be mcbanged at least 3 times a day (he wants more but mccree can only do so much, hanzo understands lmao)

♡ when hes being a cock slut he gets a lil too eager and chokes and gets teary eyed, then looks up at his partner and smiles

♡ he swallows.

♡ even when hes a tired mess and has been at it for hours he will beg for more (yes beg lmao)

♡ hanzo spreading his ass apart for entrance while also being a whimpering, drooling, desperate mess

♡ he begs/asks for his partner to go harder or deeper and when they don’t he does it himself and it leaves them stunned (jesse fucking dies when this happens)

♡ HANZO LOVES BEING CHOCKED

THESE ARE A++++ HCS!

I especially love the first one. Like Hanzo initiates it and pretends like he’s the shiest blushing virgin and got coerced by the other.

This fuckin’ goober ahahaha.

*steeples fingers*

please consider though.

Zarya taking Junkrat in as her pretty little man. Washes him and grooms him and is very gentle with him because she could crush him between two fingers.

There’s a lot of him getting manhandled around by her and getting off on it majorly. He likes lounging around without his prostheses because she enjoys taking care of him and cooing over him. 

She sometimes dresses in pretty lingerie. Not too often because it usually means she can’t ride his cock. He creams out of excitement before he can get anywhere near where she wants him.

She thinks he’s the funniest little guy and likes his little, neat muscles. He likes her booming laugh and the vibrant color of her hair.

100% sure McCree is addicted to the smell of cock. He spent his Blackwatch days cramped beneath Reyes’ desk or in any available closet, face mashed against his commander’s post-workout crotch and inhaling like his fucking life depended on it.

When Reyes not-so-subtly makes fun of him for it in front of the other recruits, McCree just grins even though he flushes up to his hat.

pssssttt Roadhog and Hanzo are absolute fuckbuddies. Hanzo is a slut for Roadhog’s chubby, fat cock and loves to stuff it inside himself. Roadhog likes that Hanzo has nothing against post-mission fucks when they’re sweaty and gross and pumped on adrenaline.

ohh your tags are killing me! Do you have any other pubic hair headcanons w/ jack/reaper or whoever really

glad you like em x3

McCree has a p much unkempt, thick bush. He doesn’t stink per se but if he isn’t in the mood for it, he kinda skips showers every now and then. So going down on him can be quite the adventure, though if you like the thick smell of his cock (lookin’ at you Hanzo you slut) it’s a-ok.

Reaper has thick pubes just above the base of his cock that he trims every now and then just so they have a nice line y’know? his balls are nekkid because he has one or two scars on his testicles and the hair doesn’t grow as neatly as he wants it to.

Jack never lets his grow too long and they kinda meander into his treasure trail. They’re grey and soft and pretty tho. (He enjoys getting his treasure trail scratched and doesn’t mind if them cheeky fingers slip deeper to pet there as well <3)

REINHARDT SHAVES HIS PUBES AND THAT MAKES ME VERY SAD BECAUSE HE HAS A BEAUTIFUL GREY FOREST BASICALLY. I don’t even know why I think he shaves. 

I also think D.Va prob doesn’t shave other than her legs because it’s easier to get into her jumpsuit. She’s wild and hairy and absolutely unashamed.

Zarya has a very neatly kept little stripe of hair above her slit that she very carefully dyes pink.

those are the ones that just popped into my head. I don’t have any specific ones about the others, so they’re probably all nice and shaved :O 

Reaper has the biggest, sloppiest praise kink.

Reinhardt is the heartiest mofo ever and will tell Reaper what a sweet Schätzchen he is any time of the day.

Match made in heaven tbh.

Current aesthetic: Dadbod!McCree sitting around in pretty panties with his gut hanging above them and a beer in hand. He just likes how the fabric feels and how they’re hugging his cock ok? ok.

@milkcree was talking about Reaper’s curls and I’m here wondering how awesome it would be if Morrison had had the holy duty of shaving the sides for Gabriel’s undercut (because I’m sorry but that undercut is hot as hell wtf even). 

… when they meet again later, it is one of the first things they tentatively take up again. It’s not like it was in earlier days. For one, Gabriel sits stiff as a board the whole time, obviously not comfortable with having someone in his back with a sharp instrument.

Jack just really enjoys grooming Gabriel and tries his darndest not to be a sappy idiot about it and do things like pet him or rub his face against the back of his head.

There’s one thing that remains a constant, though.

When 76 steps back and declares himself done, Reaper’ll murmur “Thanks, papi.”

do you know what is beautiful?

Jesse sitting in the middle of one of the lounges on base, naked and horny, and getting off on the fact that others walk by and comment on him; how disgusting and slutty he is; maybe talk about his cock or how hairy he is – and McCree smiling and red faced and nervously getting off on it

that is beautiful