Headcanon: McCree loves Meatloaf. When he’s on base in Gibraltar he usually can be found in his room, lying on his bed with his hat covering his face and indistinctly mumbling along the lyrics of ‘bat out of hell’. He’s usually drunk.

milkcree:

mccree is HUNG and certainly not shy about it. hanzo gets so embarrassed when he walks into the kitchen at 3am and sees mccree making popcorn, freeballing in a pair of sweatpants and wearing a too-small shirt that says “save a horse, ride a cowboy”

superfleet:

francisxie:

M:そういえば最近仕事忙しいだろ?疲労によく効くマッサージを教えてやるよ

M:まず胸筋を両手を両手で左右から圧迫してみな?

H:…こうか?

M:あぁ~~~いい眺めだな~(そうそう…その調子だ…)

H:あぁ?

McCree: So you’ve been busy with work right? I’ll teach you some massage techniques!
Great for relieving fatigue

Hanzo: …?

McCree: First, place your hands on your pectoral muscles, and gently apply pressure from both sides?

Hanzo: …like this?

McCree: Ah~ What a great view~ (Yes yes… Just like that…)

Hanzo: WHAAA ಠ益ಠ